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What Happens Next – (Chapter: 32: Operation A.S.S. – Full Throttle)
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Christine slowly padded towards the kitchen, she could hear lips smacking, grunts and occasionally loud belches. Tristan and Ashley were both sitting at the bar shoveling pizza into their mouths. Christine watched, her eyes growing wide as Ashley took a slice of pizza and doused it with ranch dressing, “ASHLEY!” Ashley looked over at her mother surprised, her mouth full, “Hmph?” Christine grabbed the dressing moving it away from her daughter, “Oh my God, you cannot eat this here! You know what happens later!” Tristan reached for the bottle again warily watching Ashley’s hand tighten on her baton, “Ummm…since Ash can’t have any, can I have the bottle?” Christine looked at Ashley’s surly expression, “No, I think it’s better for all of us, if this little item just went away.”
Christine moved over to the sink, bending over slightly to pour the ranch dressing down the drain. Ashley wailed, “Mom! You’re wasting food…what about the starving children?!” Christine laughed, “Somehow, I don’t think that ranch dressing is what they ship to Africa Ashley!” She looked over at Tristan trying to garner support, but Tristan’s eyes were locked on her mother, her mouth open in mid-chew. Ashley turned following Tristan’s heated gaze straight to her mom’s…, “Jesus Mom! Don’t you have a robe or something?!” Christine turned around looking down at her thin nightgown, the fluorescent lighting in the kitchen making the light colored material almost transparent, “What on Earth are you talking about? We’re all girls dear?” Tristan nodded happily repeating, “All girls!”
Christine looked at her curiously noticing that her face had blushed darkly, she moved closer putting her arm around Tristan’s shoulder. Tristan shivered, noting that Christine’s breast was now pressed firmly against her heated arm. Christine gently rubbed Tristan’s shoulder, “Hon are you okay? Maybe you should slow down a little there’s plenty of pizza, okay?” Tristan grunted, smiling stupidly. Christine moved closer to Ashley hugging her, “You guys have fun tonight, I’m heading to bed.” Christine walked out of the kitchen. She was almost to the stairs when she heard Tristan loudly exclaim, “Dude, I would so do your mom…with the lights on!” She gasped turning around in time to see Ashley launching herself at Tristan, swinging her baton down.
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lmao…ok so i havent even read the story yet…Mall…omg that was so fucking funny…lmao…omg i cant stop laughing…lol…sorry..personally i would have taken advantage of her enthusiasm….lol…dressing rooms are kinda hot….lmao..omg that shit is HILARIOUS! ok im gonna go read your story now : )
trism…i feel your pain as far as the mall stuff goes. i have some ultra femme friends who love to drag little ole butch me to the mall and dress me up. Your story is fantastic btw.
ok so now im having trouble deciding which part of your story was the best….lmao…you are the absolute funniest writer I’ve known…lol…I got yelled at by Parental Unit #1…aka Mom for laughing so loudly….lol…omg I love this story…lol…i still cant believe how funny it really is….post more soon!
LMAO. that was tooooo funny. I love this fic. keep up the great work.
this one takes the cake!. I am still f…ing laughing. Priceless! I love your writing. I can’t wait for the next chapter…it should be a real hoot!
I heart Tristan! She reminds me of one of those characters in the funny army movies like “In the Army Now” or something like that. I really hope they can pull the missions off without getting caught. Let me just reiterate my love for this story…I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS STORY and adore its writer!
I loved this story…to the dreaded M…place. Oh, do I know it well…oh, my heart ached for you…yeah, the story was awesome. I just love Tristan. Went running today (wasn’t reaching my ultamite goal, but thought of Ash and pushed harder)it turned out to be an awesome run in the end. I loved this…fic, please post soon…cheers mate.
OMG…I’m so happy to find someone else that hates the fuckin’ mall as much as I do! I love this story. Hope the mission is a success so that we can have some Splashly lovin’.
great post just like the others. The Mall that’s great. You all are going to hate me. I love the mall kinda. well I know what I want when I go there.
*clears throat* I have a several things to say. A) I like german metal. B) I’m glad you’ve liked the music and have taken the time to go out and listen to it. C) Combat baby is fabulous. I’m fabulous, too. No. I’m kidding about that last part. D) I hate Chili’s too. E) I bet your gf and I could be best friends. I love torturing my gilrfriends by taking them to the mall and forcing them to try on crap and watching the salespeople giggle. F) I’m sure my ex-gf broke up with me because of that. Hahaha. G) This story is effing amazing and I just laughed my lack of ass off. What comes after G…right. H) I’m pretty sure Ashley should scratch off Unverified under Spencer’s gender. I) Tritsan’s girl sounds hot. And I wanna do her. And she’s not even real. J) Arthur and Zadie should go have sex while Spence and Ashley get it on. Yes. K) Post more soon because this is insane. L) I’m stopping at L because I’m almost halfway through the alphabet. Good day :)
Hilarious!!!! I specially like the Christine and Tristan part, and Christine torture of Tristan…that was amazing. The way Christine is turning out I would do her too…. Way to go and keep up the awesome work. Enjoy…on to the next chapter….
lmao…ok so i havent even read the story yet…Mall…omg that was so fucking funny…lmao…omg i cant stop laughing…lol…sorry..personally i would have taken advantage of her enthusiasm….lol…dressing rooms are kinda hot….lmao..omg that shit is HILARIOUS! ok im gonna go read your story now : )
trism…i feel your pain as far as the mall stuff goes. i have some ultra femme friends who love to drag little ole butch me to the mall and dress me up. Your story is fantastic btw.
ok so now im having trouble deciding which part of your story was the best….lmao…you are the absolute funniest writer I’ve known…lol…I got yelled at by Parental Unit #1…aka Mom for laughing so loudly….lol…omg I love this story…lol…i still cant believe how funny it really is….post more soon!
LMAO. that was tooooo funny. I love this fic. keep up the great work.
this one takes the cake!. I am still f…ing laughing. Priceless! I love your writing. I can’t wait for the next chapter…it should be a real hoot!
I heart Tristan! She reminds me of one of those characters in the funny army movies like “In the Army Now” or something like that. I really hope they can pull the missions off without getting caught. Let me just reiterate my love for this story…I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS STORY and adore its writer!
I loved this story…to the dreaded M…place. Oh, do I know it well…oh, my heart ached for you…yeah, the story was awesome. I just love Tristan. Went running today (wasn’t reaching my ultamite goal, but thought of Ash and pushed harder)it turned out to be an awesome run in the end. I loved this…fic, please post soon…cheers mate.
OMG…I’m so happy to find someone else that hates the fuckin’ mall as much as I do! I love this story. Hope the mission is a success so that we can have some Splashly lovin’.
great post just like the others. The Mall that’s great. You all are going to hate me. I love the mall kinda. well I know what I want when I go there.
*clears throat* I have a several things to say. A) I like german metal. B) I’m glad you’ve liked the music and have taken the time to go out and listen to it. C) Combat baby is fabulous. I’m fabulous, too. No. I’m kidding about that last part. D) I hate Chili’s too. E) I bet your gf and I could be best friends. I love torturing my gilrfriends by taking them to the mall and forcing them to try on crap and watching the salespeople giggle. F) I’m sure my ex-gf broke up with me because of that. Hahaha. G) This story is effing amazing and I just laughed my lack of ass off. What comes after G…right. H) I’m pretty sure Ashley should scratch off Unverified under Spencer’s gender. I) Tritsan’s girl sounds hot. And I wanna do her. And she’s not even real. J) Arthur and Zadie should go have sex while Spence and Ashley get it on. Yes. K) Post more soon because this is insane. L) I’m stopping at L because I’m almost halfway through the alphabet. Good day :)
Hilarious!!!! I specially like the Christine and Tristan part, and Christine torture of Tristan…that was amazing. The way Christine is turning out I would do her too…. Way to go and keep up the awesome work. Enjoy…on to the next chapter….
You are such a funny writer. You should put a warning on your stories that say ” Do not read while drinking liquid of any kind!” I laughed so hard that I choked on my soda. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, BABY!! PLEASE POST VERY, VERY SOON!?!
You are such a funny writer. You should put a warning on your stories that say ” Do not read while drinking liquid of any kind!” I laughed so hard that I choked on my soda. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, BABY!! PLEASE POST VERY, VERY SOON!?!
Loved it!! I can’t wait to see what happens next in operation “A.S.S.” Please don’t make me wait too long.The mall story was too funny, you have gift for writting!
Loved it!! I can’t wait to see what happens next in operation “A.S.S.” Please don’t make me wait too long.The mall story was too funny, you have gift for writting!
I don’t know what’s funier, the story or your comment. Well done for sticking out going to the mall for your girl and well done on your writing! Question: Does your g/f know her torture treatments are on the internet?!
I don’t know what’s funier, the story or your comment. Well done for sticking out going to the mall for your girl and well done on your writing! Question: Does your g/f know her torture treatments are on the internet?!
Here’s the thing, at this exact moment I hate myself for missing this story. I don’t do drugs, expensive or cheap, so what’s my excuse? I do martial arts so perhaps I was kicked in my head. Nonetheless, I’ve found the story and I love it! I was dying of laughter. As for the mall, it’s better that you’re girlfriend used the M word as opposed to the dreaded, “We need to talk” statement…for me that’s usually followed by the F word. Please post soon!
MALL=HELL!! LOL…too fucking funny love!! I know how you feel…haha…my ex-gf loved the mall. As for your story, TOTALLY LOVE IT!! Haha, too hilarious. Please do update soon so we can find out if Maverick & Gonzo are successful in their mission…muahahaha! Keep up the good work hon;)
Here’s the thing, at this exact moment I hate myself for missing this story. I don’t do drugs, expensive or cheap, so what’s my excuse? I do martial arts so perhaps I was kicked in my head. Nonetheless, I’ve found the story and I love it! I was dying of laughter. As for the mall, it’s better that you’re girlfriend used the M word as opposed to the dreaded, “We need to talk” statement…for me that’s usually followed by the F word. Please post soon!
MALL=HELL!! LOL…too fucking funny love!! I know how you feel…haha…my ex-gf loved the mall. As for your story, TOTALLY LOVE IT!! Haha, too hilarious. Please do update soon so we can find out if Maverick & Gonzo are successful in their mission…muahahaha! Keep up the good work hon;)