ALICE (V.O.)
I guess it’s depends on who I’m in bed with.

Max snuggles up to Jenny and starts rubbing himself against her.

JENNY
Not now Max.

MAX
Come on. It’s been a while.

Max starts caressing Jenny’s breasts. She is none to pleased.

JENNY
I said not now!

MAX
What, what? What’s wrong with you? Are you on the—

Jenny sits up and pushes Max away.

JENNY
Don’t you even say it. I was enjoying a moment by myself and all you can think of is your precious Dick. You’re no different from any other guy I’ve known. You know I’ve had enough. Fuck you.

Jenny storms into the house. Max is stunned, shrugs like "Oh well" and goes into the house.

INT. TINA AND HENRY’S KITCHEN. DAY.
Tina is cleaning up the counter. Angelica is in a high chair, her back to Tina. Angelica is quietly playing with her food as if it were make-up. Mikey is running around. His cereal bowl falls out of his hands onto the clean floor. Henry walks into the scene he’s not happy.

HENRY
What did I say about running around in the kitchen?

Mikey looks at Tina, but she says nothing.

MIKEY
No running.

HENRY
Go to you room now.

Mikey goes to his room. Henry gets a cup of coffee. Tina turns on the radio.

ALICE (V.O.)
Can heteros be tops and bottoms?

Henry nearly chokes on his coffee. Tina smiles.

HENRY
Where does she get that shit?

TINA
Why? What’s wrong?

HENRY
Tops, bottoms why does she have to talk about everything?

TINA
Sex is the only thing that’s different between gays and straights. Talking about it might bring us closer.

HENRY
Do you think our parents had these kind of discussions?

TINA
From the looks of the world today, no. What’s with you today, anyway?

Henry leaves without kissing Tina or Angelica. Tina disappointed shakes her head.

INT. ALICE’S DESK.
Alice is looking through a People magazine.

ALICE
Maybe it’s about power.

She stops when she comes across a picture of the Cheney’s.

ALICE
Just had a brain fart, who’s on top? Vice President Cheney or Lesbian author Mrs. Cheney? Yikes, what an image.

EXT. SOMEWHERE IN THE DESERT.
Shane and a GOTH GIRL are fucking with a vengeance. Alice is on the radio wrapping up.