DANA:  Oh no, she is not getting away without hearing it from me.  She is flat out flirting with him!  No way!  Why’d she kiss me then?  What’s her deal?  This makes me so mad, I’m gonna follow her.

ALICE:  What the?  Why is she yelling at me?  No way, Ms. Dana!  What the *****?  She’s got Tonya.  Tonya set me up.  What the ***** does she want from me?

DANA:  What?  She wants to know what I want from her?  Look at her.  Shes frustrated.  I’m doing this to her.  No, don’t be upset.  Please.  I’m sorry.  (walks towards her and softly kisses her)

ALICE:  What the ***** does she want from me?  Im so fucked up?  Whys she acting like that?  (Dana leans in to kiss her)  What’s she doing?  Resist, Alice.  Resist!  But her lips are so soft.  I can’t be mad.  Gosh, she fricken knows how to soften me up.  (kiss ends)  Sigh..  Dang, where’s Tonya ?  *****… *****!

DANA:  Oh *****.  We’re in public.  Where’s Tonya?  Why’d I kiss her?  I can’t believe I’m jealous.  What’s going on with me?  It only made sense to kiss her.  I didn’t want her to be upset.  That’s the only way I could tell her.  It just felt right.  Why am I acting like this? 

ALICE:  (At Shanes) Ok, what’s really going on with us?  Let me review this… I go to tell her not to marry Tonya, we kiss instead, then we attempt to talk about it and kiss again, then we admitted we were attracted to each other and come up with some “rules”, and we almost break them when we take Tina to a strip club.  Damn, Dana looked so hot.  I wanted to kiss her again, and I think she wanted to kiss me back.  Then she came over to talk about Tonya (we were so good), then Tonya sets me up on a blind date, and Dana’s jealous.  So, what now?  What does all of this mean?  I’m so confused.  ***** it.  Theres nothing like hanging out with friends and drinking by myself.  Here’s to you Dana.  (takes a shot)

DANA:  *****.  I’m messing up so bad.  I couldn’t control myself.  Why did I hate the fact that she was flirting with him?  I had to tell her.  Damn.  I am jealous.  Why?  I’m with Tonya.  What I’m doing is not fair.  This is so hard.  The look on her face when I confronted her killed me.  She was frustrated.  So am I.  I want to be with her, but I can’t.  I can’t leave Tonya.  I mean she’s been there for me.  She completely supports my career.  Duh.  She’s getting a 15% cut.  Let it go, Dana.  It is true though.  Alice loves me for me.  She’s such a good friend, and she’s always making me laugh, and her kiss… sigh… she can kiss.  I feel so good when I’m with her, and now that it’s getting closer to my wedding I want to be with Alice.  Oh my Gosh.  I just admitted it.  I want to be with Alice.  Oh man, what am I going to do?