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    How to lose a girl in ten days-2

     

    “Not anymore” Bette said, “You think you left your purse at my place accidentally? No, subconsciously you’re dying to take me to the game. And denying your subconscious is extremely dangerous for your health.”

     

    “Does that psycho-babble really work on anyone?” Tina asked.

     

    “You tell me” Bette asked holding her breath.

     

    Tina took time to think, looking at Jenny and Dana. “Tina you’re so bad!” Dana laughed.

     

    “Alright meet me at the Avenue entrance, eight o’clock don’t be late.”

     

    “You got it!” Bette said happily. Tina was about to hang up when Bette said. “Tina?”

     

    “Yes?”

     

    “I’m really looking forwards seeing you” Bette said sweetly.

     

    “Bye” Tina said. She looked at Dana and Jenny, “And that’s how it’s done.”

     

    Bette hanged up and said “And that’s how it’s done.” Smiling.

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    Bette and Tina were at the game. They were yelling at the ref for giving a player a foul.

     

    “Hey if you’re going to call it, call it both ways!” Bette yelled “You’re soft man”

     

    “You were soft last year and you’re still soft!” Tina also yelled, looking at Bette seeing her smiling at her, “What was that?” Tina asked her, shaking her head at the judge.

     

    “COME ON! Defense!” Tina yelled.

     

    “Kincks call- time out.” Sounded through the speakers. Bette and Tina sat down. “Alright take five, get your head in the game” Bette yelled sitting down. The song Kiss me was playing and the screen showed an old couple the couple saw themselves on the screen and the woman gave the man a peck. Then was a young couple. The woman, clearly shy, gave the guy a kiss on the cheek. Then they showed Tina and Bette. Bette looked at Tina and smiled. Trying to tell her it’s her call. Tina just smiled and leaned towards Bette. Their lips met, tongues dance. They broke it up when they heard the crowed cheers. Bette smiled at Tina.

     

    The game started again. “Come on!” Bette yelled. Tina took a deep breath knowing it’s time.

     

    “Bette?” She asked. Bette didn’t notice. “Bette?” Tina called again.

     

    “Come on! Pass the ball!” Bette said then gave Tina a side-glance “Yes?” She asked her.

    Comments

    1. I like the name Betty,but no one has called me Betty Boo Boo. love this story Love that one is trying to win a girl and the other losing one. Both are real funny. thanks

    2. Hahahaha ! This is priceless and so so cute ! I’m loving this stuff ! Oh, and thank you for writing and updating so fast. I couldn’t stand the wait ( lol ! ). Gotta love Bette as Matthew McConaughey !

    3. Funny as hell, but may I make one small suggestion? A little proofreading goes a long way. There’s a huge difference between a small Coke and a small cock. ;)

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