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iPoD Chapter 7
Agent Haspel couldn’t believe the sight before him. “Agent Schecter? I thought you went covert. What happen? Carbs?”
The Baker looked at her once fellow High Protein lover. She knew he
didn’t understand her change but she thought she should at least try to
explain it.
“Tim, I mean Agent Haspel, I though I loved High Protein, and you
taught me so much about good meat. You always did have good meat.”
Agent Haspel smiled back at Jenny, he always loved that she thought he had good meat.
Jenny opened her bread maker and showed Tim a loaf of Italian bread.
“But I was confused; a special baker showed me the ways of Carbs.”
Agent Haspel could believe she would give up his meat for Carbs, Italian bread no less. That wasn’t even kosher.
Jenny looked lovingly at her loaf of Italian bread knowing if it
weren’t for her first experience with Italian bread, she would have
never realized the joys of Toast.
Agent Haspel couldn’t believe she would do this to him after all the
steaks, ribs, roast, and pork chops they had shared. “How could you do
this to me? I thought we shared something special?”
A single tear fell down Jenny “The Baker” eyes. “I can’t live without bread for toast.”
Agent Haspel looked down shaking his head in discuss at the lose of not
only a good agent to the forces of evil, but also the heartbreaking
lose of a fellow meat lover, one he thought would never leave the high
protein team, to join the Carbohydrates team. In his contemplations, he
didn’t notice Jenny “The Baker” lifting up the bread maker..
Jenny “The Baker” looked down at Tim. “I’m sorry but nobody is going to take my bread. Even if you do have good meat.”
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If Alice never saw a bike, again it would be OK with her. Even though Shane kept telling her how totally cool her bike was.
“Al, me, you and Mr. Jenks we are kind of like the powder puff girls. I
mean you’re the leader like Blossom, I’m the happy sidekick like
Bubbles and Mr. Jenks.”
Alice yelled at Shane. “Shane, Mr. Jenks is male he can not be a powder
puff girl. And he not a person, he is cat’s food, and therefore once
again can’t be a powder puff girl.”
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very interesting. post again soon.
Hilarious once again, love it.
Very nice!!!! I especially loved the last part where Dana called Mr Jenks a beaver! *dies of laughter*
what a way to open up the story–metaphors you gotta love them to death! Great chapter–can’t wait for the saga to continue
Dudes, that was a killer classic…memorable quotes…subtleties…I could go on forever…Keep the chapters rolling cause the sensation of pee in my pants is worth it..lol
rotfl this is so phucking hilarious!!! post soon!
how much more hilarious can this story gets?? haahaaahhahh… can’t help but laughing at how shane speaks to mr.jenks and how furious she gets when her friends mistaken that as something else. love the alice-shane’s conversation.. great update guys.. can’t wait for the next update.
this story is hilarious!!!!!!!!!post again soon please
thanks for the laugh guys! wish you could post more frequently, but i understand, ‘stuff’ gets in the way.