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    iPoD Chapter 7

    Agent Haspel couldn’t believe the sight before him. “Agent Schecter? I thought you went covert. What happen? Carbs?”

    The Baker looked at her once fellow High Protein lover. She knew he
    didn’t understand her change but she thought she should at least try to
    explain it.

    “Tim, I mean Agent Haspel, I though I loved High Protein, and you
    taught me so much about good meat. You always did have good meat.”

    Agent Haspel smiled back at Jenny, he always loved that she thought he had good meat.

    Jenny opened her bread maker and showed Tim a loaf of Italian bread.
    “But I was confused; a special baker showed me the ways of Carbs.”

    Agent Haspel could believe she would give up his meat for Carbs, Italian bread no less. That wasn’t even kosher.

    Jenny looked lovingly at her loaf of Italian bread knowing if it
    weren’t for her first experience with Italian bread, she would have
    never realized the joys of Toast.

    Agent Haspel couldn’t believe she would do this to him after all the
    steaks, ribs, roast, and pork chops they had shared. “How could you do
    this to me? I thought we shared something special?”

    A single tear fell down Jenny “The Baker” eyes. “I can’t live without bread for toast.”

    Agent Haspel looked down shaking his head in discuss at the lose of not
    only a good agent to the forces of evil, but also the heartbreaking
    lose of a fellow meat lover, one he thought would never leave the high
    protein team, to join the Carbohydrates team. In his contemplations, he
    didn’t notice Jenny “The Baker” lifting up the bread maker..

    Jenny “The Baker” looked down at Tim. “I’m sorry but nobody is going to take my bread. Even if you do have good meat.”

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    If Alice never saw a bike, again it would be OK with her. Even though Shane kept telling her how totally cool her bike was.

    “Al, me, you and Mr. Jenks we are kind of like the powder puff girls. I
    mean you’re the leader like Blossom, I’m the happy sidekick like
    Bubbles and Mr. Jenks.”

    Alice yelled at Shane. “Shane, Mr. Jenks is male he can not be a powder
    puff girl. And he not a person, he is cat’s food, and therefore once
    again can’t be a powder puff girl.”

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    Comments

    1. Dudes, that was a killer classic…memorable quotes…subtleties…I could go on forever…Keep the chapters rolling cause the sensation of pee in my pants is worth it..lol

    2. how much more hilarious can this story gets?? haahaaahhahh… can’t help but laughing at how shane speaks to mr.jenks and how furious she gets when her friends mistaken that as something else. love the alice-shane’s conversation.. great update guys.. can’t wait for the next update.

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