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iPoD Chapter 7
“People, People who need People, are the luckiest People in the world.”
Alice looked down at Shane. “Something is not right, we better hurry.”
Just before they got to Dana’s room the suspicious woman from earlier
came barreling out of the room. Shane sat up on the gurney. “Boss do we
need to chase her?” Alice was really starting to get concerned about
Agent Fairbanks. “No let’s check on Fairbanks.”
When they entered the room, they noticed a syringe lying on the floor,
Alice pick it up and noticed it was still almost completely full.
“Where the ***** is the other CIA Agents, come on let’s get her out of
here before something else happens to her.”
A very stoned Dana Fairbanks looked up from her bed. “Hey a roommate,
hey good looking.” Alice and Shane looked at each other not sure who
she was talking about. “Shane we better get her out fast.”
As Shane and Alice were helping, Dana put on the nurses uniform Shane
had started her whining again. “So tell me again why she get to be the
nurse, and I have to stay in this backless patient gown.”
Alice just looked over at Shane even though at the time it was very
hard not to stare at the Hottie being of course Dana Fairbanks.
“Because she looks like a nurse.”
Shane just mumbled under her breath. “Sure that’s the reason.”
While Shane was reaching down to pick up Fairbanks bag of belongings.
Fairbanks in a very slurred speech said. “Plus you have a great *****.”
Shane jumped up pulling the gown together at the back. “Come on boss lets just get out of here.”
Alice realized the sight of the three of them had to be funny to the
patients and patient’s families. Dana still in a slight drug haze was
holding on to Alice for support. Plus Dana looked like one of those
nurses you see in a ***** movie and not regularly at a hospital. But
everyone thought it was a joke as they wheeled the gurney toward the
morgue.
Shane would laugh at the cat calls she heard as they were going down
the hall, even though they had pulled a sheet over Shane’s head and she
was suppose to be died. She couldn’t help mumbling under her breath.
“Yea she sure looks more like a nurse then I do.”
Just as Alice thought they were home clear of their exit of the
hospital, they walked past the cafeteria, all of sudden Dana turned to
head toward it. “Soup, I smell chicken noodle soup.”
Alice just shook her head in disgust, would this day not end. “Fairbanks, now is not the time for soup.”
Dana just looked at Alice with really sad eyes. “But I want chicken
soup.” Alice was taking Dana’s arm and leading toward the docks. “Come
with us and we will get you all the chicken soup you want.”
Dana seemed to accept this. “But no scary robot L.A.R.A soup chef right.”
Alice thought whatever gets you into the car. “Sure no Lara, that is just fine with me.”
As the suspicious woman watched the three exit the parking lot. She
heard Fairbanks turn to Alice. “Nice beaver.” Then Shane yell. “For the
love of God, that’s freaking hamster!”
The woman turned to walk back into the hospital singing. “People, People who need People are the Luckiest People in the world.”
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very interesting. post again soon.
Hilarious once again, love it.
Very nice!!!! I especially loved the last part where Dana called Mr Jenks a beaver! *dies of laughter*
what a way to open up the story–metaphors you gotta love them to death! Great chapter–can’t wait for the saga to continue
Dudes, that was a killer classic…memorable quotes…subtleties…I could go on forever…Keep the chapters rolling cause the sensation of pee in my pants is worth it..lol
rotfl this is so phucking hilarious!!! post soon!
how much more hilarious can this story gets?? haahaaahhahh… can’t help but laughing at how shane speaks to mr.jenks and how furious she gets when her friends mistaken that as something else. love the alice-shane’s conversation.. great update guys.. can’t wait for the next update.
this story is hilarious!!!!!!!!!post again soon please
thanks for the laugh guys! wish you could post more frequently, but i understand, ‘stuff’ gets in the way.