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    iPoD Chapter 8

    “No I don’t think so. Candy’s my bird I had her follow you and she showed me the way.”

    Oh no Bette was going to think that she was a coco nut for sure “Oh umOK. What are you doing here?”

    “I wanted to apologize for the other day, I mean I did steal your
    Kit-Kat. So to make up for it I brought you this.” She revealed a huge
    basket of assorted chocolates that she had put together for Tina.

    There was something about Bette that truly made her different than
    anyone she had ever met. Now she knew why, never in her life had
    someone been so in tune to her needs as to bring her the one thing she
    truly desired all the time. She took the basket from Bette and
    immediately began to rummage through it to find her favorites. In it
    she found a little of everything, when she reached the bottom she found
    a t-shirt that read “The Chocolate 12 Step Program:” she was a little
    apprehensive but she continued anyways ” Never Be More Than 12 Steps
    Away From Chocolate!”

    Her eyes slightly started to fill with tears “Aw Bette you’re so
    sweet!” There was no judging of her need for chocolate with Bette
    because Bette really did get her. “You really shouldn’t have. Thank
    You!”

    “Well you’re welcome and I’m glad you like the gift.”

    Looking up at Bette with a chocolate ring around her mouth from one of
    the O’Henry bars she had been attacking. “Are you kidding? Like it? I
    Love it!”

    Bette smiled she had never seen anyone who was able to devour chocolate
    like that and she had to admit it was kind of turning her on. “Have you
    ever heard giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of
    communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets and moss always grows on
    the north side of the barn in the middle of winter.”

    “HUH? HUH?HUH?”

    Tina walked over to Bette and engulfed her in a hug “Oh Bette that was the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me.”

    They were lost in each others eyes when Tonya burst through the door
    huffing and puffing away “I’m sorry Director but Fairbanks has gone
    missing!”

    Tina was looking around for Bette who had mysteriously vanished the
    moment Tonya entered the room. “What do you mean she has gone missing?”

    Comments

    1. Oh how i missed this, it was worth the wait, so so funny funny funny…look what you guys are doing to me me me LOL.There was loads of great one liners and it defo entertained me, i hope it doesn’t take as long to update again, but i will try to wait patiently :) Great!

    2. *jaw drops* I’ve got to get me what Dana’s wearing. So, so glad you guys haven’t forgotten about this. It’s still as funny as ever! But one thing that kept me wondering was the fact that there was a ‘dreadlocked woman’ who also carries a ‘cello’…*shrugs* I don’t know, she kinda reminds me of someone, thats all :D. Thanks for bringing it back and post soon!

    3. *yay* The League is back!!! THis is THE funniest stuff I’ve read…I’ve now got a huge smile on my dile and it’s all thanks to Dana and Alice…*lol*

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