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Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
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“Dana, don’t you realize what this means?” Alice demanded, shaking her hand and trying to fling the sticker off. “If that label got on you, then other labels from those tapes could have very easily have come off, too. They could have even ended up on another tape. That might not even be my audition tape that we just put in that box!”
Dana shook her head. “No, that’s practically impossible.” She glanced down at the tape label still stuck to Alice’s hand and then up to the blonde’s panicked face. “Isn’t it?” she asked, her voice nearly a whisper.
Both turned to the metal mailbox.
“Troubletroubletrouble,” echoed around them.
They both glanced at each other, and then looked wildly around before shrugging.
“We need to get that tape back, just to be sure,” Alice decided. “It could be our ***** tape!”
“How?” Dana wanted to know. “It doesn’t exactly have a door on it that we can open.”
“It should,” Alice said, stroking her chin and frowning.
“It’s to keep people from stealing or getting into the mail,” Dana reminded. “People like us. I think this is a federal offense, you know.”
“Well this is an emergency. I’m sure the United States Post Office will understand,” Alice reasoned, pushing Dana toward the mailbox. “Get the tape out.”
“Me? What? How? Why?” Dana demanded, bracing herself against the cool metal as she bumped into it.
“All that’s missing is the where and when,” Alice quipped. “Stop asking so many questions. It’s because your arms are longer and thinner than mine.”
Dana scowled but gingerly worked her hand into the small space, letting her arm go into the box a few inches.
“Farther,” Alice prodded, giving Dana’s shoulder a little shove.
Dana’s face nearly hit the mailbox as her arm went several more inches into the box. “Jesus, Al. Any further and I’ll have to live in the thing.”
“I’ll keep watch. You feel around for the box,” Alice instructed, moving several feet down the sidewalk and squinting into the approaching darkness of the night.
Dana’s fingers brushed across several envelopes before bumping into a tape-sized box. “I think I found it!” She pulled her arm back, her eyes widening in terror as she found her arm wouldn’t budge. “Alice! I’m stuck!”
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ROTFLMAO that was too funnay, i hope theres another chapter, glad you decided to continue…
that was soo damn hilarious..better than the first…two thumbs up for the comedy and crazy situations you put the Danish in!! Loved the massage scene..especially when Dana “squirted right out of Alice’s grasp”…soo LOL there, cause I could soo see that happening!! Hmm…me thinks you should write another!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Are they Lucy and Ricky or Lucy and Ethel? Dana is the perfect “straight man” for Alice – who is a lovable lunatic!!! lol
Bunny? Betty? Cello? Have you’ve been lurking on the Erin thread or are you a secret member of the Furverts? My sides hurts from laughing, I think I might have busted a rib from this exercise. Wait for my doc’s bill:p. Loved this, haven’t laughed this hard in long time!
I thought the first one was funny but you keep bring it home. LMAO Al and Dana make a great comedy duo.
hey gfreat story u gt here plz post again soon, as in tomoz if possible hehehehehe, i would like 2 say i hope you carry on with this story its goooooooood!!!!!!!! lyl
LMAO, I’ve never laughed so hard! Super sexy and super funny at the same time! Amy and the cello stole the show, I now know how you really feel about her. But for real, keep this up! Danish need their own spin-off and this was great, post soon! And as a reward, I’ll play the cello and sing in french *just* for you.
LMAO Oh my god I loved this story! Danish, A Bunny, and Betty *sings* these are a few of my favorite things! I can so see Dana’s arm stuck in the mail box. But on top of the whole story being good, my favorite part was the ending when they brought Betty in! Pure genius I’m telling you. I love it how Amy can’t go anywhere with out her beloved cello. It’s like a law she must not be written with out it! Good Job!
The dykes duo. Bette is going to kill them. They are so cute and so samn funny. thanks
Hahaha, your story absolutely cracked meup LOL. Please continue.*laughing laughing laughing*
How happy I was when I saw you posted again! This was so hilarious too. Ok if I we ask you again to continue with another chapter you’ll continue?? Please!! I love how you write Alice and Dana complaining but still behind her, she might be love that! Love Bubba and the jail scene. “She’s my bitch” Looove it! and so much fun!We want more!!!
OMG That’s hilarious! It is Al at her best. Her brain working 100 miles an hour. That’s really to fast for Dana. You’re really good at it, please post again soon.
I think you just created a new of kind writing: FC-All ages (Fun content) – I lost myself in the story. For starters, I can’t stop my mind wondering about some prison cell action ( without audience of course ). – More importantly I started to think that there actually is a tape but it’s jinxed. Umm well… I sacrifice myself here Fox, send it to me: I guard it for my life!!! Gotta make two more copies though, or ten. In case the original wears out. :P
OMG! Even better than part 1! I laughedout loud,loud,loud! So many funny parts& some Danish sex!!!! There has to be apart3!!!!!! I loved it!!!
Once again I loved the story! Repost soon.
this is just so funny I love it and I am still laughing hard please post soon