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Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
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Alice hurried over. “What?” She pulled on Dana’s arm, both grunting and straining as the mailbox shuddered but didn’t release the limb.
Dana was practically in tears. “Get it off me, Al! Get it off!”
“Hold on,” Alice commanded, digging in her purse. “I think I have some lube in here somewhere.”
“Lube?” Dana asked, sniffling. “You keep lube in your purse?”
“You never know when you might need it,” Alice explained, triumphantly extracting a bottle and squirting a generous amount onto the exposed part of Dana’s arm.
“It’s cold!” Dana shrieked, and Alice quickly bent down and pursed her lips and began blowing on it. Dana let out a little shiver. “Oh, it’s getting warmer. And now it’s tingling. Hey, this is kinda nice”
Alice tugged gently on Dana’s arm, feeling it give a little. She heard a noise, and her head jerked up. “What was that?” she demanded to know, stepping away. She looked around suspiciously. “Have you got that Dane?” Seeing Dana’s nod, Alice moved further down the sidewalk. “I’m gonna take a peek around and keep an eye on things.”
Dana nodded once more, feeling relief as her arm slipped out a little more. A movement caught her eye, and she nearly pissed herself as she saw the police cruiser come to a stop in front of her, the officer getting out at the curb. “Eek!” she shouted, pulling harder and bracing her feet against the box.
The office walked up to her. “Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to step away from that mailbox.”
“I can’t!” Dana squealed with panic.
Alice, hearing voices, turned around and saw a figure beside Dana, and then heard Dana’s distressed squeal. She was unable to recognize that it was a police officer in the darkness and ran down the sidewalk at the figure. “Hey, you creep!” she shouted. “You stay the ***** away from my girlfriend!” Seeing the man reach for Dana’s free arm, Alice ground her teeth with anger and flung herself onto the man’s back.
“Ahh!” the officer shouted, nearly tipping over with the weight of Alice on his back.
Alice slapped at his ears. “Run, Dane! Run!” she screamed, jabbing the officer in the eye with her thumb.
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ROTFLMAO that was too funnay, i hope theres another chapter, glad you decided to continue…
that was soo damn hilarious..better than the first…two thumbs up for the comedy and crazy situations you put the Danish in!! Loved the massage scene..especially when Dana “squirted right out of Alice’s grasp”…soo LOL there, cause I could soo see that happening!! Hmm…me thinks you should write another!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Are they Lucy and Ricky or Lucy and Ethel? Dana is the perfect “straight man” for Alice – who is a lovable lunatic!!! lol
Bunny? Betty? Cello? Have you’ve been lurking on the Erin thread or are you a secret member of the Furverts? My sides hurts from laughing, I think I might have busted a rib from this exercise. Wait for my doc’s bill:p. Loved this, haven’t laughed this hard in long time!
I thought the first one was funny but you keep bring it home. LMAO Al and Dana make a great comedy duo.
hey gfreat story u gt here plz post again soon, as in tomoz if possible hehehehehe, i would like 2 say i hope you carry on with this story its goooooooood!!!!!!!! lyl
LMAO, I’ve never laughed so hard! Super sexy and super funny at the same time! Amy and the cello stole the show, I now know how you really feel about her. But for real, keep this up! Danish need their own spin-off and this was great, post soon! And as a reward, I’ll play the cello and sing in french *just* for you.
LMAO Oh my god I loved this story! Danish, A Bunny, and Betty *sings* these are a few of my favorite things! I can so see Dana’s arm stuck in the mail box. But on top of the whole story being good, my favorite part was the ending when they brought Betty in! Pure genius I’m telling you. I love it how Amy can’t go anywhere with out her beloved cello. It’s like a law she must not be written with out it! Good Job!
The dykes duo. Bette is going to kill them. They are so cute and so samn funny. thanks
Hahaha, your story absolutely cracked meup LOL. Please continue.*laughing laughing laughing*
How happy I was when I saw you posted again! This was so hilarious too. Ok if I we ask you again to continue with another chapter you’ll continue?? Please!! I love how you write Alice and Dana complaining but still behind her, she might be love that! Love Bubba and the jail scene. “She’s my bitch” Looove it! and so much fun!We want more!!!
OMG That’s hilarious! It is Al at her best. Her brain working 100 miles an hour. That’s really to fast for Dana. You’re really good at it, please post again soon.
I think you just created a new of kind writing: FC-All ages (Fun content) – I lost myself in the story. For starters, I can’t stop my mind wondering about some prison cell action ( without audience of course ). – More importantly I started to think that there actually is a tape but it’s jinxed. Umm well… I sacrifice myself here Fox, send it to me: I guard it for my life!!! Gotta make two more copies though, or ten. In case the original wears out. :P
OMG! Even better than part 1! I laughedout loud,loud,loud! So many funny parts& some Danish sex!!!! There has to be apart3!!!!!! I loved it!!!
Once again I loved the story! Repost soon.
this is just so funny I love it and I am still laughing hard please post soon