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    Stoners of LA: Richie Rich Rich

    Story written on December 2, 2007 by helebette.
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    Story Shortlink: https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=67727
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    people are just trying to work their stuff out…noooo biggie…it’s allll chill in this story;)

    Federal Bureau of Investigation

    Los Angeles

    11:47 am…

     

     

    “What is this…the Federal equivalent of a cat up a tree?” Amelia laughed at her own joke, but then stopped abruptly. “No, sir, I am not taking this lightly…I’ll be there tomorrow. Yes, yes, thank you for this opportunity—this is an amazing team of people.”

     

    Amelia hung up the phone, staring at it for a few seconds, before bursting into laughter again. “What a loser…”

     

    Then the phone rang again. “Shit, he heard me!” She said irrationally and aloud. She fumbled with the receiver, nearly hanging up on whoever was on the other end.

     

    It wasn’t her boss though.  It was Tina.

     

    “oh…hi Tina…” Amelia cleared her throat.  Her hands searched for something to do as she used the ear piece to talk to her most recent ex. She fumbled with papers on her desk, fighting the urge to hang up.

     

    Tina wanted to meet for coffee.  Always with the coffee, Amelia thought. Why must she pretend and be civil, when what she really wanted was to throw things and have a melodramatic fit (not that she ever did things like that)? Why bother with coffee? Lesbians and their coffee dates…

     

    “huh? Oh, yeah, sorry Tina, I went away for a second there…Sure, this afternoon, sounds wonderful. See you then…and there…I mean there…well…ok, bye then…” Flustered, she threw the headset away from herself, but got tangled up in the wires and couldn’t even do that gracefully. 

     

    Amelia snorted at herself. “Geez, smooooth.” She muttered. She knew that she was a charming enough woman, it was just her scattered side that drew annoyance from just about everyone she had been involved with.  She’d been called eccentric, clumsy, a free spirit (as though that were a bad thing) and yet persisted in dating women who criticized these things. 

     

    Tina was different in some ways, but in others, not so. The film exec could deal with everything about Amelia, but her openness.  Amelia was open to a relationship, open to flirting, open to sex—yet she always had had to nudge Tina along with these things. 

     

    She reminded herself of these problems, while gathering paper work and files for her ‘cat up a tree’ case.  Her supervisor wanted her to cross two states in order to ask a series of questions she could ask on the phone, and to fill out paper work which would eventually accomplish little more than the wasting of trees.

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    2. Wow Hel, what is going one, Amelia asking both Helena and Bette out? And I find it funny how Helena is soooo stressed out over her now having to run the peabody foundation..Getting good

    3. i wouldn’t say that i want her to be eaten by a tiger, maybe a hippo…just kidding…just want the character to be more decisive…all in or all out…but life has lots of gray and emotions are totally “gray”, so i get tina, she’s just irritating because her gray impacts others…and besides B&H are just totally hot together..where do you get your story plots..this is what creativity is all about…your posts are FANTASTIC…PPS

    4. I’m becoming more and more captivated by Amelia (wish she were a character on TLW), and I look forward to the time when Tina actually deserves her. I don’t blame Helena stressing over the responsibility of managing a multi-billion dollar empire. I hope Peggy has prepared her for the task.

    5. ooh hb, this is nice, all three of them going out to dinner together!! What might they have for dessert?? LOL!! Yeah I kinda faded a bit about you know who, but you never really lose me, I am a fan and friend. Please refresh as to Amelia’s native American ancestry, did I miss something? I heard from funny today, she is well, just busy with school. Can’t wait to hear about this dinner…and the attractions to spark!!!

    6. Yup, I’m alive and reasonably well (damn sinuses, damn pancreas) and EVERYBODY hears from me today. Passed my exams and am into the next term. Can Peggy just up and retire like that? I mean, it didn’t seem like she was lacking for recreation while holding the reins (oooh, does that conjure images!), nor did she seem to have any qualms about wielding power. Anyway, she could at least give Helena a few pointers in coping. But I hope Helena, Bette, and Amelia can help each other relieve their mutual um, er…stress! Yeah, that’s it-stress! And soon. So Tina wants another chance with Amelia? Didn’t she ‘want’ another chance with Bette? Sort of? That woman sure knows how to squander riches. I’m not convinced she should get it. BTW, would you believe central France is roughly at the same latitude?

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