Bette decided to have a shower and go to the Planet. All the time she kept thinking of Tina, her girls and how lovely she sounded and how big an arse she was. She arrived at the Planet and no one was there so she went to one of the PCs and brought up Google home page. Just as she typed in SCOTLAND she heard

Alice: SCOTLAND? Leaving us are you.

TBC

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Bette: Alice, my dear friend . Dont you know that snooping is not very nice

Alice: Porter, get over it, its my job and my passion. So whats going on in Bonnie Scotland and the land of tartan and shortbread? You going to find a lassie in a wee kilt.oh and knowing you the weeer the better, right Porter!

Bette:(smiling at her friend and the image of Tina in a wee kilt..), no, no. I was listening to a quiz on TV and thought I would look up the answer

Alice: ( I betshe thought). Your round, I will have a latte, please!!!!!!!

Bette: no problem.

Bette moved over to get 2 drinks and looked over her shoulder to see Alice typing into Google. She laughed as she watched her friend. Should I tell her about Tina and my telephone call?, thought Bette. At that point Bette was back with Alice listening to her scream out loud with laughter. She looked at what was on the screen. Alice had typed in: what does a Scotswoman wear under her kilt?. Answers:


Diaries of Ay’esha – Mary Had A Little Lamb
… at a certain place at a certain time, she does mean it. … I bleated sheepishly, realizing
what I was wearing at least … Now you know what a Scotswoman wears beneath …
www.starchilde.net/ayesha/mary.htm – 23k – Supplemental Result – Cached – Similar pages

bobdunsire.com forums – 2004 Server: Female pipers/drummers
… Does anyone ever ask the females? … usually shouted by a drunken male) Are you a true
Scotswoman?! … With regard to what the ladies wear under THEIR kilts…., I’m …
www.bobdunsire.com/CGI-BIN/ultimatebb. cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=002666;p=1 – 101k – Supplemental Result – Cached – Similar pages

Kilt – Jonathan Wilson
… Esther is a middle-aged Scotswoman transplanted to Canada. … go-go dancer in a *****
bar, wearing grand-dad’s … The audience does, in fact, as promised in the press …
www.culturevulture.net/Theater3/Kilt.htm – 9k – Cached – Similar pages

Clan MacLachlans’s Handbook for Commissioners and Conveners
… method of keeping the weather out, it does have two … When we women wear our tartan
to Scottish Games or … These are essential pieces of any Scotswoman’s wardrobe. …
www.maclachlans.org/conhndbk.html – 68k – Cached – Similar pages

Naked Blog
… been, since records began and that lovely Scotswoman got the … on BBC Breakfast, with
the divine Natasha Kaplinsky wearing black leather … Drink does that to a man …
www.nakedblog.com/2004_01_01_archive.php – 101k – Cached – Similar pages



Both woman were laughing so loud that they were attracting attention. At that point Marina came over to join in. Marina read what was on the screen and laughed.

Marina: (smiling from ear to ear), *****, I met a Scotswoman in Paris. She was so ***** *****. God her voice was amazing.

Alice: is that all? Just her voice?

Marina: (smiling at her friends), no, but her voice initially got me. Oh , her ***** was perfect and she had NOTHING except a French garter under her kilt. My god, you know we fucked sitting at a table in a quiet bar just off the Champs Elysees. It was so .easy to get to her and her voice got to me

Alice: alright, alright, enough. Bette and I dont need to know anymore. ***** did I just say that? Bette, Bette! Earth calling Porter. Beam me up ScottieB E T T E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bette was a million miles away. In fact she was in Glasgow, in Tinas bed taking Tina to a place she had never been before..

Bette then felt a sudden pain on her arm. Alice had burned her with a warm spoon from their coffee.

Bette: ***** Al, what was that for

Alice: where the ***** were you? Marina was telling us of how she..

Bette: yes Alice I heard.

At that point everyone stopped as they were greeted by Shane and Dana.

Shane: Hi everyone. Whats up?

Alice:well.

But before Alice could speak Marina spoke.

Marina: This pair were Googling Scottish women. But I have a better slant.

Shane and Dana looked at each other with a clueless look. However all 4 ladies watched as Marina moved to the PC and typed: What does a ***** Scotswoman wear under her kilt. Answers:

Diaries of Ay’esha – Mary Had A Little Lamb
… at a certain place at a certain time, she does mean it … Now you know what a Scotswoman
wears beneath … giggle and Minx say “It’s works for some ***** couples you …
www.starchilde.net/ayesha/mary.htm – 23k – Supplemental Result – Cached – Similar pages

Marina opened the page and the 5 girls read the article.

Alice: ***** *****. I sure would like to be a bi sexual over there.

Shane: thats disgusting. *****, dont think I like Scots much.

Bette was numb. She couldnt believe what she had read. Does Tina.. did she with Eric oh *****

At that point Marina Googled again, but this time left out the kilt part and typed ***** Scotswoman. Results:

Quine at Pride Scotland 1998 : Groups
… Quine at *****, *****, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Scotland 1998 Groups. … Glasgow
Women’s Library – the home of the ***** Archive and Information Centre; …
www.scotswoman.org/features/ 1998/pride_scotland_98/5.html – 6k – Supplemental Result – Cached – Similar pages



Bette stood up and turned off the PC. Yes she just pushed the off button. Everyone just looked at her. She stood up, walked out and was gone, without as much as a bye nor leave..


Shane: what the ***** was that all about

Alice: ***** knows..but if I know Porter, and I do know Porterwe havent heard the last of Scotland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets finish up here and go to the Porter household. I have a feeling that Bette knows something/someone that we dont.

The gang drank up, jumped into Alices mini and headed off to find one Ms Porter!

TBC