Tina: My husband, Eric he w

Bette: (***** I knew it.)


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Tina: (Shite, I hate all this..)..Eric works privately as a Physiotherapist.

Bette: (oh fantastic so she gets back rubs and god knows what elsefuckin great)Oh really that must come in handy.( ***** I want to barf, thought Bette)

Tina: Bette.. Bloody *****.. I.shiteI.should be honest with youespecially as we are going to be neighbours..

Bette: yes(what the ***** is she going to sayOh yes she is *****!!!!!! There is an almighty God after all)

Tina: .look Ericeh..Eric walked out on usit wasnt all his faultwe just .fell outso its me and the girls as neighbours in the land of the Stars n Stripes..

Bette:.(looking like she has just been slapped.but then a raised eyebrow.) Im so sorry, especially for the girls, but life is too short.. right?

Tina: .(relieved that Bette wasnt judging her like her family).. yes, thats what I think. So a brand new life for us. Fun, laughter and .(Tina began to blush and quickly added..) more fun!!!

Bette: So are you running away Tina? From Eric and your family?

Tina; (. Wow she is goodbut I dont want her to get too closewhat? why would I even think that?..), what..ayesomething like that. Bette it is very late here and we are in the wee hours of the morning so do you mind if I say goodbye?

Bette: no, no of course not. (Bette could have kicked her arse, why the ***** did I say that. It was none of my business what a looney.. and she has said goodbye.yes Porter real slick.. ) So, see you..I mean hope you arrive safely

Tina: aye thanks, thanks for helping Bette.

CLICK.

Bette: nice one Porter. Just jump in with your big feet as usual. *****!

Tina: Why was I so rude? She probably was only trying to make me feel better. Tina you are such a dope at times. Maybe I should call her back.no..no forget it, she probably has ..

Bette decided to have a shower and go to the Planet. All the time she kept thinking of Tina, her girls and how lovely she sounded and how big an arse she was. She arrived at the Planet and no one was there so she went to one of the PCs and brought up Google home page. Just as she typed in SCOTLAND she heard

Alice: SCOTLAND? Leaving us are you.

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