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The Greatest Love Story Ever Told
“Ok first of all” Tina took a deep breath “Hi, I missed you” she said softly
Bette sighed and slumped her shoulders “Tina I missed you too, but I didn’t expect to come home to, what the fuck have I come home too”
Tina filled Bette in on the details of the accident and what she had learned of Shane’s background since, which included missing parents, foster home after foster home, a lot of running, in a nutshell an extreme lack of love or stability.
“Bette she has nobody that gives a rats ass about her” Tina sighed Bette had offered little in her response to Tina’s tale of woe “Bette I really want to do this, running over Shane has helped me realize how fucking lucky I am to have you and all that you give me, we live in our ivory tower and take so much of what we have together for granted not giving a second thought to those who have nobody, she’s 15 and she can’t even remember the last time she spent a day at school, how fucked up is that”
“Pretty much” Was all Bette said, fuck she thought once Tina got something into that pretty little head of hers she had yet to find an effective method to get it out, however this was some heavy shit, could they actually help this girl, god only know what she has gone through.
“Bette” Tina prodded impatiently she desperately wanted Bette to be on board with this.
“Just give me a minute Tee” Bette replied
“Can I hold you while you process ” Tina smiled, Bette sighed and smiled back “There are 2 things I need right now and that marginally tops a bucket load of alcohol”
A little while later Bette and Tina went back to the lounge,
“So do I get my room back” Alice quizzed
“No Shane’s staying” Tina replied grinning from ear to ear “Where is she”
“Still in my room and I hate to burst your happy family bubble, but your unmarried, your a pair of fully fledged lesbo’s, your British, come on ladies get real the state wouldn’t give you a dog license” Alice pointed out sarcastically
Tina mockingly brought her hand over her mouth and looked to Bette “Your a lesbian”
“Who me, noooo, are you” Bette responded
“If by lesbian you mean am I sexually attracted too women” Tina looked Alice up and down, shivered “Hell no”
Bette laughed and copied Tina’s actions while looking at Helena “Ditto”
Helena attempted to mask the fact that she was crushed by immediately heading towards the kitchen “Anyone for tea” she asked
Alice got up “I’ll join you, these two just crack me up and a girl can only laugh so much, but tea really don’t you have to be like 50 to drink that”
“Come here you” Bette motioned for Tina to join her “You know as much as I hate to admit it she has a point”
Tina sighed as she relaxed in Bette’s arms they certainly had a battle on their hands “We shall fight on the beaches” She said her voice laced with determination
“We shall fight on the landing grounds” Bette added
“We shall fight in the fields and in the streets” Tina continued
“We shall fight in the, erm” Bette pauses was it trenches or hills, she couldn’t quite remember.
“Hills” Tina offered
“We shall never surrender” They said together
They both laughed, then suddenly Tina took on a more serious tone
“Bette”
“Yeah”
“I love you”
Bette smiled and kissed the top of her head “Ditto”
“but we really need to talk about the house rules of no sex when we have guests”
Bette considered this for about a nano second, going without until Shane left for college was simply not an option “You know what they say about rules Tina”
“There made to be broken”
“Only on one condition you have to ease up on the screaming”
Tina’s voice raised a couple of octaves in her defence “What, I am not a screamer”
“Oh you are so a screamer”
“I’m with Bette on that one Tina” Alice shouted from the kitchen
“Fuck, babe how much do you think it would cost to sound proof our bedroom”
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Jeez, woman, why do you tempt me so? I’m supposed to be responsible right now! So… real comment now. My favorite line: “Ok, hit me with the good news, post haste”. HAHAHAHA, I almost died. That was freaking priceless. I love your Helena meanness. Which is good because… I CA
Darn it, stupid computer. As I was saying, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE GIVING TINA A BRAIN TUMOUR, WOMAN!!!! That’s just all sorts of cruel. Especially remembering all this when she might not remember it in a few days. So sad… Don’t make me cross the Atlantic to kick your butt for being mean to them!
YIPEE! I’m glad that you came back. :o)
Wooo Hooo the Skiminator is back! I was on the ground LMAO the entire chapter. Seriously Skim you’ve been missed. Don’t do that again…that was way too long to be gone!
Thanks for bringing this story back! I am pretty much a silent reader but I just wanted to say I was missing this one. Please don’t make us wait too long to find out what happens with Tina.PPS
i knew you would update well was hoping really. funny chapter
ace skimmer, ace ace ace…. but noooooo! Tina can’t have a brain tumor, and she totally can’t lose all her memories of her life with Bette. :( fix it, skimmer, or make Shane fix it, please? thanks for posting again :)
Hey it’s Skimmy and you brought your sense of humour with you! Glad to see you back…if I dared you, would you write another chapter by Monday?
loved it and what more…never mind the brain tumor tho’, that’s too serious!!!more!!
I am soo happy your back skimmy i missed your writing. Now just keep it comming. See ya
Love your writing! I was LOL throughout reading this chapter. Thanks PPMVS :)
Oh Crap! Well… at least I knew you would BEAT me to posting before Friday! LOL ~ Skimmy, it’s ALWAYS a joy to read your writing. You have been missed, and it’s great to see you finding a bit of time these days to provide us with that special “nourishment” needed. See ya on the flip side. Oh, and MORE soon! Wanna bet I post my chappy before you post your next one? ;-)
Glad to see it back. PPS
great to see this one back, missed it.
Skimmer! Skimmer! Welcome back. Thank you so much for posting and continuing this story. I have so missed it. This update was so freakin funny. Excellent update. Thank you thank you again.
I love bets!
Thanks for the great update.
This was funny, nice to have you back tho. Another bet to make you post is welcome too lol. PPVS
Way to go Chicki – nice of you to dare an amazing writer to return. Thank you to both of you.
A wonderful chapter, I just love the way u write all these characters:)) Pls post soon and if u feel lack of confidence again just look at comments n c how in demand u r. PPPVS