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The L Wing – chapter 204
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THE L WING – Chapter 204
Narration of President Bette Kennard-Porter
I have got used to the fact that it takes a small military operation for me to go anywhere. Taking Marine One requires notifying air traffic control and clearing a substantial amount of air space just to fly me to Virginia. However today we cannot fly in Marine One because we will be taking our one week old daughter to her real home to spend a couple of weeks. So we are going by car – the secret service have known for several months about my intentions and have made plans which suit them and us.
Its only when I getting dressed that it dawns on me that I have to arrange my own minor military operation to get Tina and Ella to Virginia. Ella is sleeping in her crib unaware of the hurricane that is new mom Tina. I pull a sweater over my head and as I free my hair I go to see where Tina is. Tina – my own Captain Panic
She has a huge holdall and is putting a pile of Ella’s clothes into it.
“Why are you doing that honey – she’s got more clothes in Virginia than she has here?”
“I was trying to work out which of her clothes she has worn “
“Why – no – let me guess – because you cannot have her in the same outfit twice ?”
“No – ass – because I’m worried she might not be comfortable in the new ones “
“Tina – she is one week – a little over 168 hours old – she is just as happy naked as she is dressed – she isn’t fashion conscious “
Tina frowns at me
“Just see what happens if I catch you leaving her naked “
“Tina – relax honey – we are leaving in 30 minutes and you are still in your jimjams “
“Oh hell – Bette I am never going to be ready in time “
“Yes you are- go and get a shower and I’ll pack whatever we need for the journey “
“Her milk is in the fridge “
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hey funnyone and seahurst, i dont know what a love rat is either or piles. ive known of moms like tina, drive me nuts. thank god i wasnt a worry wort. tina needs to get over herself with the alice and lucy thing. thanks, have a good weekend.
yikes……….not more trouble…..
Hey Ally! Another great post from a truly gifted writer. I’m sooo glad you didn’t hear the horror story regarding the umbilical cord cutting prior to baby Ella’s delivery! That would not have been a good turn of events, especially with Bette’s “blood issues.” From what you said in your Author’s Note, maybe they should ban grandmothers from cutting umbilical cords, as it was supposed to have been a grandmother that cut off the baby’s toe – the story sounds like an urban myth to me. Bette banning Tina from the kitchen and saying she is going to take charge of everything cracks me up! Didn’t she just tell Tina that she placed an official order of prepared meals from Emma? LOL!!! I guess POTUS is taking official charge of the microwave! Oh and don’t forget about the dishwasher too! LOL!! I nearly burned down my office building making microwave popcorn once, so I have lost all of my advice giving privileges when it comes to kitchen duty! Ally I have finally figured out what piles are – luckily Webster’s New World Dictionary of the American Language included what I was looking for in their definition of “piles.” Unfortunately there was no listing for “love rat,” so I’m hoping that your next chapter will explain that “term of endearment.” It seems to me that Alice and Lucy are moving too fast…they have only been dating for a couple of months, haven’t they? I don’t have a problem with the age thing, but they should take their time and get to know one another better before getting engaged. Maybe they will have a long engagement and that will give them some time. Thanks again Ally! Hope you have a great weekend!
AllyE, Happy Birthday from one Scorpio to another. Aren’t we wonderful? lol. What in the world is a “love rat?” Is that British for slut-puppy? Piles are homorrhoids (sp).
Happy Birthday late Ally. Good chapter, love B&T. Hope this is not Alice and Lucys fault maybe some one else or jodi that get them in trouble and this is big and Tina not really happy about it. Anyway please post more, thanks!
Our opinion is that “Love Rat” is: head over heals in love with someone. You know “Love Rating”. Although it’s true that Lucy is young, when you’re hit by the love “bug”, you’re done. No “rational” thinking hits your senses. And “piles” are indeed hemorrhoids and it is caused by giving child birth. It is absolutely true and it is very painful! Lucero & Marsha
Happy belated BDAY Ally!!!But what’s a love rat anyway?
FIRST?
What’s a love rat?
I too don’t understand what a love rat is, and am still trying to figure out what piles are. Thanks though Ally. Always nice to read about these two. I think I agree with both Bette and Tina when it comes to Alice and Lucy…which doesn’t help at all, does it? LOL
yay! yupie!!! I’m first!!Great update Ally! I’m almost the same age as Lucy and to tell you the true marriage at this moment is the last thing on my mind!! I hope she knows what she is doing. I mean, for Alice is normal to want what Bette and Shane have, but maybe Lucy is still in cloud nine with this new love and she doesn’t realise what she is getting into. Besides at this age is easy to find everything perfect and right. I hope B or T talk a little more with her and find out if she is really ready for engage. Ok Happy birthaday again and don’t forget to post an update of… well you know what!! take care
Ok, I loved the update. But, you’re going to have to help me out with what a “love rat” is and what “piles” are???
Dont know about a love rat,doesnt sound good tho. Piles is a old-fashion name for Hemorrhoids,,often hAPPYA DURING CHILD BIRTH FROM HARD PUSHING AND A TISSUE WILL BECOME SWOLLEN AND COME OUT THE REtum .Very painfully to set or walk. Love that Bette is so sweet and loveable to Tina and loves the baby so very much. she will be a good Mother. thanks
what’s a love rat? Piles are hemorrhoids which are like grapes in your bum (sorry to be so blatant but I don’t know how else to describe them) and lots of pregnant woman get them and never lose them. I hope T does. Bette is so wonderful to T and Ella; and yes Tina needs a giant rest so 3 weeks is great. Let Shane or whoever deal to the trivia in the news.
BTW I don’t trust Alice for a minute; she’s just copying Bette and how convenient she got Lucy…
What is a love rat? What the hell are piles? (damn english to french translator says “battery”). As usual you’re the greatest… Enjoy tomorrow and come back to us with the most romantic chapter ever!
UH,OH! Tina’s so not gonna be happy about that. She also needs to relax, you gotta love first time Mom’s. Amazing how Bette has turned out to be the calmer one. Lets hope it wasn’t Alice you said anything, maybe Jodi made some stupid statement.
Tina needs to get a chill pill concerning Alice and her sister, not everything is about her. ALice has been trying to be good , but Tina doesn’t give an inch. It is not only Alice fault it got be this way, Tina needs to realize that it was her doing too. I actually like Alice and Lucy, they balance each other out.
I am not sure, but I think the piles are like or the same as hemorodes and maybe “love rat” maybe impling that she is a nempho. Happy bithday Ally and I hope that it’s a GREAT one for you. As you know I am more with Tina than Bette on the Lucy and Alice issue. Not that she doesn’t care for Lucy, but I think the underling factor for Alice is that she is jealous of what Bette and Shane have. Since they have all come up or along together since the days that Bette was in the Senate, Alice never pictured herself as “the third man out”. They all probably thought that Shane would be the last to settle down. Alice really wants the samething and while it is quite natural to have this reaction, a younger and less experienced Lucy is probably not the soultion. I don’t think that Lucy is ready for either marriage or motherhood. What’s up with Leigh? I am worried about her being missing in action.
Hey Ally, That was adorable. Tina fussing over Angelica ans her own appearance was just so typical of a new mom. Bette handled in perfectly; calming the situation right down and gently prodding Tina in the right direction and then emphasizing her attractiveness. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And wow, does Bette behold Tina. What more could be sweeter than seeing your lover feeding your newborn baby. Absolute bliss. A heavenly sight. Then on to Alice and Lucy. Tina is still very reluctant to welcome Alice into the family. Is this residual dislike froim their past battles or does Tina really think that Alice is purely using Lucy. Interesting times ahead as the Scandal has begun. I do hold Bette sorts things out quickly and gets to the source of this disquiet. As always you fairly carry me along on your sea of words. I have been rocked and rolled but the life vest is intact and providing ample safety. Thank you so much for continuing this awesome adventure. Your Loyal Fan.