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The L Word: Episode 803
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We return now to our regularly scheduled program…
“Me me me me me me me…” Ilene Chaiken and her many cloned posse were screaming as they approached the massive doors to the warehouse where Alice, Dana, Lara and Shane were being held captive by the alter-ego run amok known as Jenny.
An irate executive producer with a machine gun was bad enough, but with her clones by her side, Ilene the grand pubba was incredibly dangerous.
Every last Chaiken carried an Oozie. Thankfully, every last one of them had forgotten to load their gun.
Ilene the Real, burst into the warehouse, began shouting at Jenny, and moved to untie her progeny immediately. She wanted to apologize to Dana and Shane and Alice and Lara for the mixup, knowing that their union would not be happy.
“Lies!” Jenny hissed. “All LIES!”
“Meeeeeeeeeee!” Ilene hissed back, turning away from the real actors for a moment.
“What the FUUUck?” Alice spat as she removed her gag.
“I think they’re deciding whose ego is bigger. I say we make a run for it.” Lara whispered this to Dana and Alice at the same time, and she also placed her hand on their asses on the same time, and wondered, for just a moment, whether it would be technically possible to fuck them both at the same time.
Shane was already running out the door, in big loopy strides. The others ran out after her.
The Jennybots were still in a line against the wall, supposedly guarding things, but they had begun, long before, to become distracted by their nails and hair and already, two had begun to write long, boring, biographical ‘fictional’ prose. Jenny shot those two, to prevent competition.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
Still in an alternate universe known as ff/slash-Land, Tina Kennard stared curiously at the magical hammock which, when sat upon, churned out clones of whoever resided within it.
“So…” Tina smiled gently at her partner(s). Seventeen Bette clones stared back at her.
They had that look on their faces again.
“Dammit!” Tina scowled at them. “Why the puppy dog eyes? HEY? WHY?” her shouting did nobody any good. Bette #1-17 had no idea why the characteristic expression could be worn so freely. Bette X17 simply wore the puppy dog eyes out of habbit.
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This is so funny. What will Helena became? Or cloned Rachel?
You totally outclass IC when it comes to bringing the meta, hb. I hope that wasn’t real Bette coughing up a lung. Nasty.
Lol, this confirms to me that you are 1) obsessed with RS, 2) obsessed with cloning, 3) far more capable of taking the piss IC’s meta on herself than she is, and 4) completely and utterly mad …. but all in a good way :-)
What’s gonna happen to Rachel’s clone??? Does the clone have a belly button??? heheh i loved it HB!!! I LOVE THIS STORY, it’s so funny!!! PPS!!
this story is pure Brilliance lmao
Jennybots, LOL… clones LOL… so funny :)
“‘I think they’re deciding whose ego is bigger. I say we make a run for it.’ Lara whispered this to Dana and Alice at the same time, and she also placed her hand on their asses on the same time, and wondered, for just a moment, whether it would be technically possible to fuck them both at the same time.”This part brought a smile to my face.
HB I can finally catch up to all the stories. You are totally CRAZY..Funny stuff as usual. hmmm Now what will we do with Rachel Shelley’s clone…BTW when was Helena rimming. I missed that story and I thought I had them all.