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The Pussy Club
Alice let it slip or did it on purpose – either way she let me know: Tina had gone to The Pleasure Palace. Alice will fucking talk about anything, I swear to God. But tonight Tina needing a vibrator amuses me. I laugh as I feel the sugar, the reefer, and the rich ice cream blend in my mind. The much, much more than a handful of a breast flows over her hands as she leans into me for a perfect tease. The name of the game at The Pussy Club.
”Bette, what are you? Breasts your thing or a great looking ass?”
”Seriously?” I watch as a waiter delivers Helena another glass of wine. I clock that we are definitely leaving here before she tries to have three. ”Don’t get shit faced, Helena. It will make me hate you again. And quickly.”
”Last one I promise. But you didn’t answer me. Tits or ass, Bette?”
”You know every once in a while your mother will knock off the 24 carat from her manners and deliver some crack like that.” I lean back as the dancer shimmies in front of me. She keeps her breasts barely an inch from my lips. I inhale her. Nice. I follow the glitter traces down in her folds.
”Slow down a little.” I tell her and I imagine moving my hands all over her. She leans in so close to my lips. ”Some people like to pay me to dance for them while they think about fucking me.”
”So, you’ve said.” I laugh at her bluntness but here on Sunset Blvd as the clock strokes close to midnight time and pussy definitely mean money.
”What kind of dance?” I ask. Helena and I watch as our dancer’s bodies begin to rub against each other then fit and slide and slide together. We nod our heads in agreement.
”Bette, if I may? I have one quick question?” Helena looks over to me.
”Jesus! What does it matter? Breasts, of course! Breasts! Haven’t you noticed how fucking oral I am?”
”Right! No, actually my question was for Sunny and what? Your name is Bahama? Okay! Sunny and Bahama! In the back,” Helena tilts her head toward the Ultimate Gentleman’s Club party rooms as illuminated by a neon sign. ”Do we get costume changes? More things on that we get you to take off?”
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Amazing as always,10 stars.
I remember that pot-smoking scene w/Jodi and Tom. I thought when Bette inhaled the smoke that Jodi exhaled was one of the most erotic scenes I’ve seen. It was so freakin’ hot. Bette’s outspoken comments and thoughts can be attributed to her baked state. Hilarious scenes w/Helena and the strippers. Very funny and outrageous. You keep outdoing yourself, Ms. BB
I love your take on things. Thank you.
Helena to off Jenny for Bette – hilarious! I agree, the pot scene with Jodi was hot.
Helena and Bette are are similar – nice to see them work thing out.
It was really fun! I liked it!
I have to admit to smoking pot scene was hot (although it would have been better if not with Jodie) I know, I know. will have to wait ;)
the scene is like Helena and Bette… -God! :D. Bette asked her about Jenny was just sensational.
whether, now Bette notices the signs, or later? and they will have an affair …
I’m looking forward to the sequel.
Alice’s influence as Helena’s room mate is rubbing off on her. It was hilarious seeing Bette getting her pleasure interrupted by Helena. Tina starting to wear Bette’s rings again? Bring it on BB!
Very funny, loved it
Yes! love it BB!
Does she ever talk on the phone? Of course, not. God, how does that work?
At the time the episode was filmed, it worked with teletype devices for the deaf, abbreviated TTY or TDY. These were the same high-speed morse signals used on WW2 military teletypes, but (by 1984) available in highly portable electronic models about the size and weight of (oh how this dates me) portable typewriters – which they closely resembled. The telephone handset would be put in rubber cups where the typewriter roller would be, and messages were typed out on the keyboard, which the TTY would convert to highspeed beeping code that would be picked up by the TTY at the other end of the phone call, where the typed words would appear on one of the Times Square type moving message displays (and, on deluxe models, also printed on adding machine paper).
That was then. Now there are desktop and laptop computers with cameras, so video-phone conversations between two people who are on-screen doing Sign Language directly with each other is possible. In fact several of my deaf friends gave up their telephone lines altogether, dumped their TTYs, and now communicate entirely over the internet with cameras.
CJ~ @CKquon4 4h4 hours ago
@Blackbird_write Excellent! Honestly,I had to stop a moment & remember if these were actual episodes