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To pet or not to pet 4
“Oh … OH! Ok. Ok.” Alice replied meekly, hearing the mirth in the voice of her best friend and knowing with those words Shane would not be coming to help her.
Shaking her head Shane put her phone to one side.
“Fuck me … but that must be some good shit Alice is on.” Bursting out in laughter, Shane shared the conversation with Carmen.
“Shane. Are you sure Alice will be ok?” Carmen asked with surprise at how lightly and dismissive her lover had been with Alice though she could not help smiling.
“Trust me. Alice is tripping and will be fine once she sleeps it off.” Shane replied with reassurance and then took up where she had left off before the call.
Bette, Tina and Angelica had just passed through security at the airport when the call came in. Dropping Angelica’s travel bag, Bette fumbled through her purse for her phone.
“Bette Porter.”
“Bette …” was all she could make out from the rough whisper.
“Who the hell is this and why the fuck are you whispering?” Placing one finger to her other ear to block out the noise of a busy airport, Bette gave Tina a reassuring smile after a concerned look.
“It’s me, Alice!”
“Why the whispering Al?”
“I need help … oook!” Alice’s whisper took on a high pitch of fright when she caught the faint sound of a slap and scrape of nails coming down the hallway.
“Alice! Al, talk to me.” Concerned, Bette’s own voice rose in pitch. Tina came closer with a curious and troubled look of concern of her own and put her head close to Bette’s to get in on the conversation.
“It escaped. It’s after me!” Alice replied in a fierce whisper.
“Escaped, after you?”
“Yes. Snappy escaped and is after me!”
“Get a grip Alice.” With that Bette closed the phone and hung up.
“Bette!” Tina chastised.
“We don’t have time to baby Alice’s every moment of paranoia, T. That’s our flight they are calling to board.” Bette said in her own defence, frowning as her phone rang again.
“Yes Al?”
“The call dropped out, sorry.” Alice whispered.
“Err …” Bette paused and then quickly held tight to Angelica who was suddenly plunked into her arms as Tina took the phone.
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(20 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)
Helena to the rescue! Up next Al’s next atempt at a pet a weiner dog!=)
That’s it, I’m getting myself a turtle but if mine turns out to be less cute than Snappy I’m demanding a refund. One of the most hillarious fic on the site, so tell me, how many turtles do you think Dana is lying on?
How great that Alice called Helena. I love Al and Dane together, but when that isn’t an option there is something so cool about Helena and Alice hooking up. Please post soon.
Alice&Helena so wrk2getha!..they beautiful..Helena is like Alice knight in shining armor wit the white horse&everythng..how romantic..post soon
You know, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long fucking time! This story is very quickly becoming one of my favorites! Please post again soon. Alice and Helena trying to catch Snappy is gonna be a hoot; I can feel it! :-)
Yay, Helena is Alice’s hero! Unless they both get in trouble with Snappy… This reminded me of how cute helacious can be together.
lol….poor Al…..what stinks is turtle poop I assume. We got a turtle and the poop stinks….REALLY STINKS!!!!!!