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What A Tale My Thoughts Would Tell
Lara…
“What?” Alice lifted her head so fast it was a wonder her neck didn’t snap. She looked over at her companion lying next to her on her bed.
“What?” murmured Dana sleepily.
“Did you say something?” demanded Alice again, her eyes wide open. She could’ve sworn she just heard her girlfriend say…
Lara
“WHAT?” Alice now sat up and shook Dana’s shoulder roughly.
“What what? Al! I’m trying to sleep!”
“Well excuse me, Dana” replied Alice emphatically “tell me why you’re calling out to your ex in your sleep!”
Dana’s eyes popped open “I didn’t!”
“Yes you did! You just said Lara!” said Alice, looking hurt.
“No, I didn’t!”
Alice squinted at Dana accusingly.
Oh shit! Did I? thought Dana frantically.
“Aha!”
“Aha?” asked Dana, bewildered. “Al, you’re not making any sense” Not that you ever do
“Hey! I resent that!” Alice gaped at Dana
“Resent what??!”
“You said I never make sense!”
“I didn’t!!” oh god, did I say that out loud?
“Yes, you did say that out loud!”
Silence
Alice and Dana stared at each other. It was a minute of horrified silence. Well, the ‘horrified’ applied only to Dana, as she slowly realised what was happening. Alice’s shocked expression took a different turn.
Oh no thought Dana
“Oh yes” smirked Alice.
She, Alice, could hear people’s thoughts. Oh this was going to be a fun day.
~~~
(Not too long after, The Planet)
Alice walked in to The Planet briskly, eager to try out her new power. More like ready to dig up some serious dirt! She thought to herself smugly. She’d filed away Dana’s ‘Lara’ incident for later. It was pretty hard to interrogate Dana after she locked herself in the bathroom, singing very loudly and very tunelessly in case Alice heard her thoughts. Plus, you’re harbouring a guilty secret yourself. Remember that witchy red-head you kissed last night? intruded a thought that made Alice blush, and she hurriedly pushed it aside.
Espying a beautiful brunette, Alice made a beeline to her, chirping loudly “Helena!”
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Oh yes please continue this storie has alot of potential, I was LMAO, for pete’s sake please post soon!
Ahh! Delightful! You know what we like, don’t you? ;D You get the knee-slap of approval! pwahaha
That was great, Master V! Very, very clever! This could and should last more than three chapters! It is puzzling how Helena could suddenly do it. I think something Alice does should temporarily transfer the gift, but it takes her a while to figure out what it is! But that’s just a thought–I’m sure you’ve got this all plotted out. Did I already say it should be more than 2-3 chappies?!?!????
why do you even need to ask???? OF course you need to continue!!!! you cant just leave it there cuz that would just be mean. Youre stories always brighten up my day!!!!
Indeed, this is great! Al is already immeasurably nosey, so I can not believe you gave her this ability. This is very entertaining V!
G’day witch! I love this premise – so creative. Yes, please keep it going. Bette and Helena – scrumptious~
That is all so hysterical
Another mastrepiece! This is absolutely hilarious vvitch! And I thought Double Vision was hilarious! Girl, you really need to rethink your career…very meticulous and skillful. Loved it…moving on to the next!
This is funny and I like it!!!!!!!
LMAO! At first I thought this was going to be one of those cute romantic stories based on the summary (I was thinking of a Gordon Lightfoot song). Do continue!
Hmm… how’d it get transferred to helena? Nice!
Hilarious! Please continue, comic relief with this gang is always appreciated. Oh and I was just thinking…great job.
Yeah!, please continue I like it already vvitch.
LOL! Definitely continue! Please. This sounds kinda fun.
What fun! There’s no telling where this will lead. Please continue!
Oh, this is great, I like when you writers comes up w/this kind of stuff!! Pls keep going
*lol* Wonderful. I hope you continue soon!
What a wonderful way to wake up!! Thank you!
Oh vvitchy this is just too crazy for words but I loved it please continue sweetie
Hilarious! possibilities are endless with this one
This is cute and fun. But how did Alice’s powers get transferred to Helena? I like it better when only Alice has the power b/c she’ll drive the rest of them mad. Please continue.
Of course this is great, you’re a great writer. But you need to finish this…you know…I want more…
Baby, ummm….like, do you and I need to talk? Very good; no GREAT stories you write, but to fucking short!!!!! Now, what I do with that rock I was kicking after the last short chapter? Messing with you is going to have me in therapy. Ok, I’m laying my keyboard on the floor; when I pick it back up, I expect NOT to see another post from you!! I Love You Baby!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please continue. Anyway, about my previous post – Im not sure how I just did that, but you’ll find that I posted that in Mich’s story. My bad – you can remove it.
“THUD” LOL Poor Helena, that must have been just a little bit to much for her
Yes please continue!