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What A Tale My Thoughts Would Tell
Oh no oh no oh no I didn’t… I’ll never live it down! Helena herself was a little preoccupied to notice what Alice was saying
“Living it down is going to be the least of your problems Helena unless you tell me RIGHT NOW that name…”
Bette!
“Bette?” Alice’s jaw dropped “BETTE??!”
“Yup, that would be me” came a sultry voice behind Alice.
“Bette?” Alice swirled around, nearly sagging off her chair with relief. She quickly turned to Helena “You saw her, right? Coming in? Just now? That’s why you said Bette? Right? That’s not the name you…”
“Oh Alice, stop harassing Helena” reprimanded Bette, settling in to an empty seat.
Alice stared at the now-quiet Helena. C’mon c’mon Helena you must be thinking something now! Tell me that name!
Helena scowled at Alice “Of course I’m thinking something Alice. And you’d be right to stop harping on about that name- I’m not telling you”
Alice gaped. OH NO! Now she can hear me!
“Yes, loudly too” replied Helena crossly, not realising that she was indeed hearing what Alice thought, not only what she said.
Bette looked at the two women calmly. Seriously, Helena’s spending way too much time with Alice- her weirdness seems to be rubbing off
Hearing Bette, Helena turned to her and grinned. “How are you Bette?”
“I’m doing very well, thanks Helena” replied Bette “and how about you?” you’re looking especially scrumptious today
Helena’s eyes widened. Wow! Did she just say that?
Shit! Helena must’ve heard something Bette thought! thought Alice frantically trying to tell Helena what was going on.
“Uhmm… thank you” stammered Helena, blushing. She desperately tried to think of a smooth response “You’re looking well today Bette…” ah fuck.
Aw! And you’re blushing! Cute! smiled Bette charmingly, before turning to look for Kit.
Helena was just turning a brighter shade of red when she felt Alice’s shoe painfully connect with her shin. “OW!”
Don’t you say ow Helena, just look at me!
“I am!…” started Helena
Shhh!
“Excuse me, you guys. I’ll just go and say hi to Kit” said Bette, walking off
“I am” whispered Helena. Finally turning her head away from Bette’s gorgeous back, Helena looked at Alice “wait. Why am I whispering?”
Because, Helena! Alice made her inner voice sharp. You’re the only one talking here!
“Wha…?”
Alice groaned inwardly. Look! She pointed to her closed mouth. My mouth is fucking closed! And you can still hear me, right?
“Yes” now Helena was really whispering, amazed. “Wow”
Yes. Wow. You can hear people’s thoughts Helena. I heard it when I came in here this morning, but somehow it’s gone to you!!
“So that’s how you heard what I thought about the name!”
Yeah! And I was so close to finding out! Tell meeee! Is it Bette? Asked Alice nearly jumping up and down.
“Hah!” Replied Helena smugly, and sat up straight. “Like I’m telling you now!”
Pleeeeease?! Alice got hold of Helena’s sleeve and looked at her beseechingly.
“Nuh huh”
She tried another tactic. OR you could give me back that power! C’mon Helena, you wouldn’t deny your good friend a gift like this, would you?
“Oh like hell I’m giving it back!” scoffed Helena as she leaned back, her eyes settling on Bette approaching their table.
“Wow Helena, I’m in awe. How on earth did you get Alice to keep her mouth closed for so long?” Bette laughed as she sat back down.
Alice rolled her eyes, sitting back to sulk.
“Mm hmm. My powers are limitless” Helena smiled, wondering if she’d hear Bette’s thoughts. She didn’t have to wait long to find out.
In bed too, from what I hear. Thought Bette as she picked her coffee, her hand shaky at the notion. God, I’d love to find out
THUD.
“Helena?”
(tbc?)
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Oh yes please continue this storie has alot of potential, I was LMAO, for pete’s sake please post soon!
Ahh! Delightful! You know what we like, don’t you? ;D You get the knee-slap of approval! pwahaha
That was great, Master V! Very, very clever! This could and should last more than three chapters! It is puzzling how Helena could suddenly do it. I think something Alice does should temporarily transfer the gift, but it takes her a while to figure out what it is! But that’s just a thought–I’m sure you’ve got this all plotted out. Did I already say it should be more than 2-3 chappies?!?!????
why do you even need to ask???? OF course you need to continue!!!! you cant just leave it there cuz that would just be mean. Youre stories always brighten up my day!!!!
Indeed, this is great! Al is already immeasurably nosey, so I can not believe you gave her this ability. This is very entertaining V!
G’day witch! I love this premise – so creative. Yes, please keep it going. Bette and Helena – scrumptious~
That is all so hysterical
Another mastrepiece! This is absolutely hilarious vvitch! And I thought Double Vision was hilarious! Girl, you really need to rethink your career…very meticulous and skillful. Loved it…moving on to the next!
This is funny and I like it!!!!!!!
LMAO! At first I thought this was going to be one of those cute romantic stories based on the summary (I was thinking of a Gordon Lightfoot song). Do continue!
Hmm… how’d it get transferred to helena? Nice!
Hilarious! Please continue, comic relief with this gang is always appreciated. Oh and I was just thinking…great job.
Yeah!, please continue I like it already vvitch.
LOL! Definitely continue! Please. This sounds kinda fun.
What fun! There’s no telling where this will lead. Please continue!
Oh, this is great, I like when you writers comes up w/this kind of stuff!! Pls keep going
*lol* Wonderful. I hope you continue soon!
What a wonderful way to wake up!! Thank you!
Oh vvitchy this is just too crazy for words but I loved it please continue sweetie
Hilarious! possibilities are endless with this one
This is cute and fun. But how did Alice’s powers get transferred to Helena? I like it better when only Alice has the power b/c she’ll drive the rest of them mad. Please continue.
Of course this is great, you’re a great writer. But you need to finish this…you know…I want more…
Baby, ummm….like, do you and I need to talk? Very good; no GREAT stories you write, but to fucking short!!!!! Now, what I do with that rock I was kicking after the last short chapter? Messing with you is going to have me in therapy. Ok, I’m laying my keyboard on the floor; when I pick it back up, I expect NOT to see another post from you!! I Love You Baby!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please continue. Anyway, about my previous post – Im not sure how I just did that, but you’ll find that I posted that in Mich’s story. My bad – you can remove it.
“THUD” LOL Poor Helena, that must have been just a little bit to much for her
Yes please continue!