Dana watched as what ever ounce of hope she had of them pulling off a win tonight, get sucked out by her own team.  Shane was shamelessly flirting with their opponent’s entire cheerleading squad.  She had no doubt that the lothario would bed the entire squad if given enough time tonight.  Tina sat on the bench changing Angie’s diaper as Bette sat next to her preparing the baby’s bottle.  Helena was busy talking on her cell phone, more than likely talking to Dylan.  Jenny had brought her laptop to the game for “when there’s a time out” she told Dana.

It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the cream of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the tiger

The music dimmed as the MC stood on the outside of the oval shaped white lines. He cleared his throat before speaking into the mic.  Neither of the teams nor any of the six people rocking back and forth on folding chairs paid attention to the middle aged man.

“LLLLadies and gentlemen welcome to the one night event of THE BATTLE FOR BRAGGING RIGHTS!!!!!!!” ‘HAAAAAAAAAAA’  the MC pushed a button on the board that made a stadium applause sound “On my right” he said in his boxing announcer voice as he read from an index card “They’ve represented WeHo in many charities and have gone as far as Nationals in the Roller Derby League.  They’re the WeHo Mojitos!” ‘HAAAAAAAAA’ the stadium cheer sounded from the speakers as the women in pink helmets and black jersey’s high fived each other “Please hold your applause until after I’ve announced the members of the team” Dana looked around the gym in confusion “Setting the pace for the Mojitos, Paula “Pacer Maker”, blockers Sandra “Sandman”, Wilma “Whiplash” and “Nock-em-out” Nancy, and star of the team the dream catcher jammer Tracy “Trailblazer” let’s hear for the WeHo Mojitos!” ‘HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’ the women rolled onto the middle of the wooden arena.

“Representing The Planet, the Dipstick Divas” ‘HAAAAAAAAAA’ roared

“It’s Lipstick asshole!” Alice couldn’t be heard over the crowd

“Again, please hold your applause until after I’ve announced the team members” Dana looked dumbfounded at the idiot in the middle of the gym “pacer for this team Helena “the Hellhound”, blockers Tina “the Terminator”, Shane “the Shank” and “Annihilating” Alice and jamming from behind, “Just” Jenny” ‘HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’