12 o’clock noon at the diner.

Jenny: So Tina I am really excited about the opportunity for you to produce my movie.

Tina: Jenny I need more details about where you going with this movie.

Jenny: Picture this, lesbian aliens among us. They’re alpha and beautiful and scores of earth women have started to come up missing. These lesbian aliens are looking for human women to make babies with. The police warn all lesbians to stay out of the bars and not to talk to any unknown women.

Tina just sat there in silence for a minute. It sounded like Jenny was describing her experience minus the missing part. What kind of sick game is Jenny and Bette playing, Tina thought.

So Jenny, (Tina said through half clinched teeth) what inspired your to write about aliens.

Jenny: Well you know I have a fabulous imagination and I do believe in aliens.

Tina: Why?

Jenny: Tina… have you not heard of alien abduction and Roswell.

Tina: Of course but I don’t believe in that crap. It’s just people trying to get attentio….

Jenny: You know Tina I was almost abducted by aliens once.

Tina immediately rolled her eyes but some how she was not surprise that Jenny would say this due to Jenny’s attention seeking nature. After Jenny made this statement Tina just stood there in silence.

Jenny: Well, aren’t you going to ask me what happened?

“Okay, I’ll bite please tell me what happened,” Tina said with too much sarcasm.

Jenny: Make fun of me all you want but I know what happened and if you don’t want to here what really made me think of my movie idea than fine!

Tina: Jenny I’m sorry, please continue.

Jenny (smiling): Well, a woman that shall remain nameless and I were driving home from a club that was out of town. We were pretty wasted so we decided to pull over at a rest stop to um… sleep. I know what you’re going to say but hey we spent all of our money at the club. So anyway we were at the rest stop and started to make out and undress each other. When she took my top off and a bright light shined on my breasts. We thought it was the police at first but the bright lights began to change colors and we didn’t hear or see anyone near the car. We were so spooked that we stopped and got dressed. By the time we got our clothes on the bright colorful lights had gone. Needless to say it killed the mood and sobered us up real quick. We drove the rest of the way home.