Tina was trying real hard not to laugh. She cover her mouth and bowed her head.

Jenny: Tina this is not funny. We could have been abducted and killed.

Jenny, you’re right I am sorry, Tina said trying to muffle her laugh.

Tina: So Jenny did you and your friend ever report this supposed attempted abduction to the police?

Jenny: No we both thought that no one would ever believe our story and I never seen my um… friend again.

Tina: Is your supposed missing friend name Bette by any chance?

Jenny: What? Bette who?

Tina: Please, Jenny stop with all of the pretending. I know you sent Bette to seduce me and she and you made up this whole story up about lesbian aliens.

Jenny: Tina what are talking about? I don’t know anyone name Bette.

Tina: Jenny please stop lying to me! I’ll do your stupid movie okay. Now tell me all about Bette. I want to know where she lives and who all she is connected with. I’m going to fuck with her head like she fucked with mine.

Jenny (looking puzzled): Tina I swear I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t know any Bette.

Tina got up and stormed off in a frizzy. She was seeing red. She marched back to her place of work, passed by Johnny without even a hello, and slapped her office door.

“Umm, Should I or shouldn’t I, lesbians are so temperamental,” he thought to himself.

Johnny (softly knocking at Tina’s door): Tina honey it’s me Johnny do you want to talk about it?

Tina: No, I certainly do not!

Johnny peaks his head through

Tina: I mean how could she?

Johnny went completely inside Tina’s office.

Johnny: Girl tell me who she is and I will whip her butt for you. What did she do? Did she cheat on you?

Tina put her head on her desk and started to cry.

Tina: It’s worst she pretended that she liked me to get me to produce Jenny’s movie.

Johnny: What! No, way.

Tina (raising her head up with a tear stained face): Yes way and the sad part is that Jenny is acting as though she does not even know Bette. She’s such as bitch!

Tina threw her pen on the floor.

Johnny moving closer to Tina stated, “Tina honey are you sure Jenny knows Bette.”

Tina looked at Johnny as if he had two heads. Johnny stepped back due to the look in Tina’s eyes. “Oh no, here comes the lesbian venom,” he thought to himself.

Tina: Johnny I thought you were on my side? Are you saying you believe Jenny’s not involved?

Johnny: No I was just wandering…

Tina got up from her desk.

Tina: Fuck you, Johnny! I know I’m right and I’ll make Bette and Jenny pay for their sadistic, sick minds. As Tina went to turn around, she fell to the ground.

Johnny: Oh my God… Tina?

Johnny opened the door and yelled, “someone call an ambulance!”