Spencer: Yeah I’m good but dude! Did you fucking see that?! I mean that ball? I dodge that like it was something right out of a matrix movie. And did you see those ripples tear through the air?

I asked wide eyed and Chelsea looked at me like I was crazy and laughed. Yeah don’t say the things you discuss with yourself in your head, out loud to other people. It makes you sound crazy. I thought to myself. 

Spencer: Thanks for the heads up though. If that would have hit me, I would have a knot the size of Texas on my goddamn forehead. I don’t know what the fucks her problem.

I said and Chelsea laughed.

Chelsea: Well if she does it again I give you full permission to drop kick her ass k?

She said and I smiled.

Spencer: Alright then…thanks again.

I said and she smiled.

Chelsea: No problem.

She replied as Marlene hit on her third try, causing Ashley to make it all the way home. The game went on and I had two balls aimed at my head all thanks to Ashley. She even tried to take my legs out. I was having a real in depth conversation with Chelsea about the conspiracy of certain government based programs that developed in the same time sequence as the United States economic downfall and she goes hitting me in the leg with the fucking softball! I mean it was some deep shit we were talking about. After getting hit, I couldn’t even remember, let alone comprehend what I was talking to Chelsea about and our conversation was lost. So then I just opted for singing the lyrics to Gravy trains Sippin 40z as the game progressed.

Anyways, I was really starting to get sick of her trying to kill me with the softball and my high was starting to wear off. I welcomed that as a good thing though because I couldn’t stop laughing at shit or swing the goddamn bat right. I mean one time during the game Connie Wilson, she was a junior, went to bat and Jordan pitched the ball, hitting her in the stomach and I could not, I mean for the life of me, could not stop laughing at the poor girl. I’m pretty sure she hates me right about now. As for swinging the bat, the first time I went up I couldn’t even hold the bat. It felt so heavy but I finally got it and got three strikes out in 2 seconds flat. I bet I broke the world record for fastest out ever in the history of softball.