Carlisle entered then. We all burst out laughing. He was dressed as a yeti! It was hilarious to see Carlisle's startled face looking out from a sea of matted fur, wondering why we were laughing. Next enter Esme, the sweetest and kindest person on earth… dressed as a DEVIL of all things! She looked very unsure of herself and said:

"I thought I was meant to be scary? Raar?"

This just made us laugh harder and then I noticed Renesmee and Jasper weren't there.

"Where are Renesmee and Jas?" I asked, but as I spoke they  hurtled in, except it was Jacob and Renesmee rather than Jasper and Renesmee. Jake was in his wolf form, and he padded up to me and said "Hey Bella. What do you think of the costume?"

I almost fainted from shock. When Jacob was in his wolf form, he couldn't talk – so why was he stood here talking to me now?!

"Relax, love. It's just Jasper!" Edward said, bemused.

"Yeah, we finally skinned your dog friend!" Rosalie teased.

"In your dreams Rose." I retorted.

"So Jasper's a wolf and Renesmee's a -" I stopped groaning. For sat astride the huge fake wolf was a little "puppy" yelping in excitement.

"Do you like it Momma? I'm a baby Jakey!" giggled Renesmee.

I sighed and followed evryone as they  filed slowly out the door; we were going trick or treating. Seeing as none of us ate, all  our candy would be given to Renesmee, and I shuddered, imagining the effects. Who knew how hyper she would be when she'd gotten through that lot?

When we returned, hours later,  Renesmee was hyper, as I predicted. Carlisle and Esme offered to tuck Renesmee up in bed, so Emmett, Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, Edward and I were sat on the couches in the living room. As soon as Carlisle was out of earshot, we all burst out laughing.

"I…Can't…Believe…Carlisle…Was…Dressed as…A… YETI!" panted Alice, breathless from laughing. Emmett roared, then strangely, looked horrified and turned away.

"Emmett? What's up?" Asked Rosalie tentatively.

Edward promptly read his mind and snickered uncrontrollably  while Emmett, looking shamefaced, turned slowly back towards us. Being the loudest in the family had finally got the better of Emmett. Laughing so hard had made him do something that had nevre happened to a vampire before – ever! Call it a miracle if you will, but I certainly don't!

For Emmett Cullen had wet his pants.