Spencer: “Well you handle that on your own honey and I will ask my dad about hanging with you.”

Ashley: “Damn Spencer you were supposed to throw back some dirty comment that makes me want you even more. I don’t like you. You suck.”

Ashley pouted even though she knew that Spencer couldn’t see her.

Spencer: “Stop pouting and I don’t want to get you all turned on just by dirty talk over the phone because I want to be there and witness you getting ‘turned on’. It makes it that much hotter.”

Ashley: “Mmm I can’t wait to see you, so hurry your ass up and ask your dad.”

Spencer: “Ok mom. Gosh.”

Ashley: “Oh yeah speaking of mom, I have some totally awesome news.”

Spencer: “Ooo tell me tell me!”

Ashley: “Calm down energizer bunny. I will tell you when I see you. So, hurry. Goodbye sexy doll.”

Spencer: “Ew how can a doll be sexy Ash?”

Ashley: “Have you seen those hottie blow up dolls?! Wow. They make me melt with their stunning beauty.”

Spencer: “Ok then. You are officially weird.”

Ashley: “Yes, but now I am your weirdo.”

Spencer: “Ugh. You keep reminding me.”

Ashley: “You ass!”

Spencer: “I’m kidding babe.”

Ashley: “You better be.”

Spencer: “I am.”

Ashley: “Well good.”

Spencer: “Totally.”

Ashley: “How long were you out cold when Mariah Carey bitch slapped you with one of her giant breasts?”

Spencer: “What are you talking about?”

Ashley: “Mariah Carey, she’s a whore.”

Spencer: “Haha ok Ash. Well I am going to go ask my dad and I will get back to as soon as possible.”

Ashley: “Ok. Bye Spence.”

Spencer: “Bye Ash.”

Spencer pressed end on her phone and smiled as she looked up at her ceiling. After staring at the ceiling fan and realizing that it’s just going to keep making going around and around until you actually turn it off, Spencer sighed and finally got up off her bed. Running across the cold floor she searched for flip flops.

After a successful long search Spencer was trudging down the stairs sniffing the French toast aroma in the air.

Mmm I love his food.

Spencer made her way to the kitchen to of course see her dad cooking up some delicious French toast. She walked towards him and gave him a warm smile as she jumped up and sat on the counter.