Arthur: “Good morning Spence. Why are you up so early? I usually see you around eight or nine.”

Spencer: “Ashley called me and woke me up telling me that she wanted to hang out today, hence why I’m down here this early.”

Arthur: Aww so you aren’t down here to cook breakfast with the old man?”

Spencer: “Psh that’s so childish. Haha I’m kidding. No, I am down here to have you cook me some delicious breakfast and tell me that I can go to Ashley’s after I break this totally wonderful news to you.”

Arthur: “Tell me please.”

Spencer: “Well you know how Ashley and went on our date last night.”

Arthur nodded is head as he turned to the bread cooking away and flipping it.

Spencer: “Well she asked me to be her girlfriend and I said yes!”

Spencer squealed and jumped off the counter as her dad walked over to her and gave her hug.

Arthur: “I’m so happy for you Spence. That’s really awesome and you and her look and will be wonderful together.”

Spencer wrapped her arms tighter around her dad until she heard someone clear their throat. The two still smiling released each other and turned to see none other than Paula Carlin staring at them with curious eyes. She was silently asking ‘Why in the hell are my husband and daughter hugging in the middle of the kitchen in the morning?’

Paula: “So, what’s going on? What has got you two all happy, smiley, and huggy?”

Arthur walked over to the pan taking the French toast off and putting it onto a plate, while Paula stared Spencer down with those creepy ass eyes that made the poor girl shiver in fright.

Spencer: “Nothing. I was just umm telling dad about how umm I umm…”

Arthur: “How she made a new friend at school yesterday.”

Arthur walked over to Spencer with the plate of breakfast in hand and gave it to her while he smiled and winked. Paula looked over at Spencer and smirked.

Paula: “Oh really?”

Spencer: “Yes.”

Paula: “Does this new friend of yours happen to be some sort of lesbian that you are trying to pursue?”

Spencer: “No, Mom. Even if she was gay, why would that be a problem?”