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Le Bandwagon – 6.12
Bette exploded in laughter, “You take nothing seriously, do you?”
Jo licked her lips, tasting Bette’s kiss there, “I do, I’ve just learned to enjoy every moment life gives you, because sometimes life is fleeting. Now, let’s see if we can find Jenny.”
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You can’t help but love Jo. She’s like this tough and sexy, sweet woman who just seems to ooooooozeeeeeee sex. That’s what Mama B always says anyway. I know whatcha thinking and I’m telling you, trust me…..
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Alice spotted the guy that they were going to ‘take out’ as Sabrina said. Sabrina scared Alice slightly; she was too cool, too devoid of emotion. Like she was made of stone and not flesh.
“Do you got the thing?” asked Shane, waving her hand. She noticed that her hands were shaking and her palms were sweaty.
Alice nodded, showing it to Shane, who was hiding behind a tree. Shane nodded to Alice, letting her know she was ready. Alice unbuttoned her blouse, showing off her cleavage, and began marching towards the man.
“Hey, hello? Hey, yeah, you with the scruffy beard, my tire blew out on my car.
Do you think you can come help little old helpless me change it?” asked Alice in a very whiny voice.
The man took one look at Alice, who was really playing up the sexpot pose; hand on her hip as she thrust out her chest, batting her dark eyes. “You need help?” he asked in his broken English.
“Yes,” said Alice.
He grunted and began to follow Alice; just as he got closer to where Shane was hiding, she leapt out and jumped on the man’s back.
He reeled around; swinging the rail thin Shane around and Alice began to scream, “Hold him still!”
“What do you think I’m trying to do?” Shane yelled back at Alice.
The man was swearing in some language that neither understood. Alice took out the tazer and aimed it at the man. “WAIT!” yelled Shane but Alice pushed the button on the tazer, shocking both the man and Shane.
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I remember this story from way back, but, you have certainly pulled it in another direction in this version. Cracked me up that Helena wore a blue sundress. Bette and Tina are certainly being tempted. Love Alice — too funny! I am glad they got Jenny, but, am concerned about the gunshot. I am very relieved to hear you were not too badly impacted by the flooding. It sounds quite scary. I hope you recover quickly from your illness. Thanks for another great chapter!!
each update just get better and better!! rofl about shane and her hair how much worse could it possible look ROFL???? alice is too much…:) PPS
OH JR!!!! YOU ARE BAD!!!! Leaving us hanging there like that!!!! I wonder so bad who died. I know you are not feeling well, so I will let it slide this time. Otherwise you would be in big trouble. Post when you can.
You are very bad lady. Sorry that you are not feeling well. 104 fever will fry your brain. must have had a higher fever before. Seen most of the picture. Will look at the rest later. Get to feeling better my friend. The gang is crazy.poor shane was at the end of Alice poor aim. thanks bvh
Oh great! Now we have to wait another whole week to see who got shot! Argggh…I hate writers and their cliffies. I hope you’re feeling better soon. I’m from Toronto and have heard about the river and the flooding. I’m just glad that you’re safe. You are right, property can be replaced, but The JadedRose cannot!
ROFLMAO!!!! Damn woman your stuff will always crack me up and leave me on the edge waiting for me. Talk about DYKE DRAMA!!! Did anyone bring the Turkish Oil? ;-) Looked the pics and had sent you an email. Be careful, and get plenty of rest. You’re probably right that you caught something because of everything getting stirred up. Thanks Ro!
This story definitely keeps me on my toes. I know Bette and Tina never can do things the easy way, so I am not giving up. I hope that Dana and Carmen are ok. You big TEASE!!!