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    “Limbo”–a script for Season 2 episode 2, part 2

     

    (Tina chokes on her drink and starts coughing)

     

    (Dana and Alice looked stunned)

     

    Shane:

    It’s not a big ***** deal, you know. Come on, Tina…didn’t you know about them?

     

    Tina:

    Uh, no. No, I didn’t.

     

    Alice:

    Um…excuse us for a minute.

     

    (she grabs Dana’s arm and drags her off to the ladies room)

     

    Dana:

    (as she bumps along behind Alice)

    What are you doing, Al?

     

    Alice:

    Contingency plan…damage control…*****, I don’t know…I just need to think…

     

    (Alice opens the ladies room door and hauls Dana in)

     

    Alice:

    What did you do?

     

    Dana:

    Nothing…I was just sitting there talking to Tina.

     

    Alice:

    No lip licking, staring at my *****…nothing?

     

    (Dana shakes her head no)

     

    Alice:

    Okay, then…it’s just Shane. She’s a mutant.

     

    Dana:

    Maybe she has a sixth sense or something.

     

    Alice:

    Sure…except instead of seeing dead people she sees people *****.

     

    Dana:

    (looking a bit hurt)

    It’s not just about the ***** with us, is it?

     

    Alice:

    (realizing her error)

    No…no, sweetie. Magnificent as it is, it’s only a tiny aspect of our connection.

     

    Dana:

    (smiling shyly)

    Really?

     

    Alice:

    (taking hold of Dana’s hands and pulling her in to an embrace)

    Oh, yes…you make me laugh, make me think, make me feel listened to and respected…

     

    Dana:

    And loved?

     

    Alice:

    Yes…you make me feel very loved.

     

    Dana:

    Good. The same goes double for me. So, why are we powwowing in the bathroom over this?

     

    Alice:

    I panicked.

     

    Dana:

    They’re our best friends, Al.

     

    Alice:

    I know. You’re right. It’s just that I wasn’t planning on having the big reveal tonight.

    (taking a deep breath)

    Whoo…okay… let’s, um, make it official, shall we?

     

    (They clasp hands and look at their reflection in the mirror)

     

    Dana:

    Al…(tugging on Alice’s arm) Come on…giddyup…mush…move your *****…

     

    (Dana opens the door and pulls Alice along behind her)

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Scene 15: Bette and Tina’s House, poolside, nighttime

     

    (Bette pours herself a drink and reclines heavily into the chaise lounge)

     

    (A stereo on a nearby table is tuned to the oldies station that is presently spinning the Mamas and the Papas: “I Call Your Name”)

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    1. Alice:

      Okay, then…it’s just Shane. She’s a mutant.

      Dana:

      Maybe she has a sixth sense or something.

      Alice:

      Sure…except instead of seeing dead people she sees people fucking.

      Brilliant! I laughed my ass off at this. YOu do a very good job of capturing every unique voice, especially that wonderful Alice/Dana banter!

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