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Seventeen Reasons Why – Seven
“Fuck, Alice shut up,” Shane groaned.
Tina cleared her throat.
“Well that’s over with,” Tina stated somewhat awkwardly. “And you’ve no room to talk either Alice. You know you used to do the same thing.”
“Well not fucking recently and that’s fucking over with too so—“
“SO! Could we please stop talking about that? For fucks sake!” Shane yelled covering her ears.
“As you wish, Shane. Back to Tina and Bette. How many times have you two kissed? You two have been on an infinite number of dates so spill!” Alice said excitedly.
Tina ran a hand through her hair and looked around uncomfortably. She could even feel herself begin to blush.
“Tina?” Shane prodded.
“Once,” Tina mumbled.
Alice gasped.
Shane frowned slightly.
Tina covered her face with her hands.
“That’s not a bad thing Tina. Maybe the chemistry’s not there,” Shane tried to sound encouraging.
Tina groaned against her hands.
“Chemistry isn’t the problem. We have that. In spades. It’s doing anything about it that’s the problem,” Tina mumbled.
“Who initiated the kiss?” Alice asked leaning forward to pry Tina’s hands from her face.
“Me,” Tina muttered swatting at Alice’s hands.
“Fuck! I gotta make a phone call,” Alice announced jumping off the bed.
“Don’t you fucking call Bette, Alice,” Tina warned.
Alice shook her head.
“You sound just like Bette! And this isn’t even about Bette. We need to get Papi to give you some pointers, Kennard. Bette ought to be the one putting the mack down on you Tina. I’ll be back.”
“Don’t call her!”
“Yeah, yeah,” Alice yelled waving a hand over her shoulder.
(-)
Bette opened her door to see an uncomfortable looking Helena on her porch. Bette looked around expecting to see Alice or even Shane with Helena. But she saw no one.
“Hello, Bette,” Helena said with a small smile.
Bette frowned and glanced around once more before she stepped aside to let Helena in.
“Hello, Helena. What brings you here?” Bette asked crossing her arms over her chest and staring at Helena.
“Alice actually,” Helena murmured as she scanned the living room and then let her eyes linger on Bette a moment. “Is that what you’re wearing on your date?” she asked curiously.
Bette sighed and glanced down at her robe.
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‘snog her brains out…’ YOU are a sentimental fool Speed. What was the drunk dial on Helena?? did i read something too late at night– off to see if i missed drunk dialing helena…wouldn’t want to miss that! LOL! p.s. i LOVE your Alice.
Loved this chapter and laughed alot.Alice and Helena are a tag team of greatness.Keep it coming.
With friends like this they should br laid out in no time- great read!
speedy..You’re a pro. Do you help your own friends in the same manner? This chapter was fun and clever and all those good things. It was also a good length. Please keep’em coming. I love it.
lol@Alice spelling out “fuck.” xD
hey, that was great. clever, entertaining, the whole deal. of course my FAAAAV part, was how most of the story was actually sexual tension between helena and bette. hehehe, fantastic!
This is good. An absolute pleasure to read. B&T are lucky to have such determined friends. Thanks.
Loved that Alice was spelling in front of Angie,but got news for you they learn to spell what you spell at about 3. Alice and Helena are funny together. they make a good pair. thanks
I just love it!!!!! Alice and Helena tag team is just to funny. Now on to the great part PLEASE!!!! Thanks
Pure entertainment from start to finish. I too see great potential for a Bette and Helena friendship, though it’s a Tibette story so you’d have to resist the temptation to take that friendship out of platonic territory.
Leave it to Bette & Tina to get tripped up in their own doubts… geez. Speedy, I ADORE this, and I’m so glad I’ve finally caught up enough to tell you so. Awesomeness, can’t wait for more.
delicious writing. I love the verbal nuances; they add an excellent depth of realism. More please!
snog sounds like such an ugly word what does it mean??? but hell yes this looks awesome
This is so much appreciated. Amazing dialogues with yummy people. But hey it is not fair to stop here. We want more. Thanks.
Curious, snog=kiss, make out. Speed, the chapter was absolutely fab, lots of fun… and I think Hels and Bette could have an awesome friendship. Sparkling stuff, Speed, thanks!
nice one
This was great. Love that Shane and Alice are prepping Tina in one home, and Helena is getting Bette ready. Come on where’s the date. What the heck is Snog? though I think I can figure it out.
Ah, good things happen when the “framily” interferes!
This story is AWSOME! I can give you 17 reasons why they can forget about S5, and the the first 10 are–this story your story. I mean they haven’t touched on Tina’s relationship to Helena like you have and have her reaching out Bette now. And how I love how Shane is playing with Angelica while she and Alice are getting Tina ready. I could go on, but as long as we have “17 Reasons Why!” , who needs ’em!