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The Mythical Season 3.5 – “Episode 22: Just Push Play”
Max waves to the camera.
Mark pans the camera over to Harrison, who’s filing his nails. He notices the camera on him.
Harrison: Oh. Hi!!! I’m Harrison and I think it’s great that we’re all doing this, you know?
Mark: Haven’t I seen you on TV before?
Harrison: Probably. I’m a tennis player. I was actually Dana’s mixed doubles partner for years, but now I’m about to focus on just playing solo again. I really hope we can raise a lot of money and awareness.
Elizabeth: Here, here.
Mark: I definetly know you guys.
Alyson: I think just about everybody does nowadays, right girls?
Amy Z: For better or worse. Mostly better I think.
Elizabeth: Overwhelmingly better, critics and internet geeks notwithstanding.
Mark: Okay… Um…feel free to introduce yourselves just to play it safe.
Alyson: This is Elizabeth….this is Amy and I’m Alyson.
Amy Z: And we fucking rock!
Harrison: Yep.
Harrison goes back to filing his nails.
Elizabeth: We’re in a band called Betty.
Mark: How long have you guys been around?
Elizabeth: Ehh…a few years. I lost count.
Alyson: We’ve been too busy having fun to really notice.
Amy Z: And we ain’t going away anytime soon.
Elizabeth: Damn right.
Elizabeth and Amy Z high five one another.
Mark: I’m sure the fans are happy to know that.
Elizabeth: And the rest can kiss our ass.
Ilene, driving the bus laughs.
Ilene: That’s the kind of spirit I like in a gal.
Mark looks over at Ilene…then at Elizabeth who goes back to relaxing in her seat…and quickly shakes an image out of his mind. He then focuses the camera on another couple.
Mark: Speaking of celebs…
Zee: Just can’t get away from you guys.
Elle: He seems okay, though.
Zee: Yeah. I’m Zee Warprince.
Harrison: Awesome basketball player.
Harrison continues filing his nails.
Zee: Thanks.
Mark: That’s a unique name.
Elle: She’s a unique woman. I’m Elle.
Elle waves.
Elle: Zee’s a warrior on the court, but she’s really nice away from it.
Zee: I try.
Valerie: My name’s Valerie. I just remember being handed a ticket.
Mark: I think that goes for all of us.
Tammy: I know it does for me. I’m Tammy…and I just wanna say that serious relationships suck.
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(44 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)
I think I’m getting old, so much characters to focus on. I’m a little bit confused, but I really like your story.
That sounds like an interesting bus trip. But I would be terrified of the bus driver. She has been known to screw up some tv characters just to be mean spirited.
Great! update! it made me laugh lots… great writer.
superb update as always, i get the feeling this trip is going to be full of drama
It’s amazing how you are able to keep together all these characters. I hope not to sound conceit but, as a suggestion,maybe you should separate the stories; I mean they are too many characters for five pages. Anyway the story is really great, funny and interesting. I hope I’ didn’t offend you… keep it up! bye
Great how you introduced all the characters using Mark & his camera. Unfortunately the passengers are being led around by Ilene, who more than likely has no sense of direction. Who the hell let Betty on w/ guitars? That alone would get me off the bus, sorry Dane. Other than that , can’t wait to see if all goes well. Glad Shane & Carmen are working it out. Super update.