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    The New Mothers of Invention – #12 Touch Tones – S07

    I feel it as deeply as my own skeleton of interlocking bones. Something terrible has been swept away from us, and Hell has been avoided.

    SheBarKiss

    As much as I detest Dawn Denbo, and to a lesser degree, My Girlfriend Cindy, I will always have reverence for the magic that happened in the SheBar, even though it was mostly my tongue that led me all the way Home.

    It’s a well known fact, I had realized after Alice made me sit down, and read all the comments about me on her blog, that Tina and I are an Internet ”kissing sensation”.

    WITH FOLLOWERS.

    ”Is this one from the SheBar’s security cameras? This is unbelievable to me! Who the fuck posts all these things?” I had nearly spilled my beer all over the computer when the long tortured video of me, bereft of even a single word, had shown me desperately rolling my lips with Tina’s until finally my mind had broken.

    It was then she had whispered, ”Don’t, Babe. Please don’t cry anymore.” But still I hadn’t stopped, or maybe it was that I didn’t really believe her until she’d answered all my hows and whys with the only words I’d needed to hear, ”Because I love you.”

    Only then, did my breath return to my lungs, and my heart to its rightful place inside my chest, and finally her hand over its too fast beating, she had whispered in my ear, ”Take me home, Bette. I’m ready to go.”

    I feel it. The way the pieces that shattered have come back smooth and knowing their place, and how there’s a profound kind of peace in that.

    In New Mexico, I’d seen it again most recently, when something old, and very fierce, had burned through my Mother, and her friend, Mary Windhorse’s eyes. When rape and attempted murder didn’t defeat them, they became Mothers of Re-Invention. It’s what we do.

    Women transform.

    Bette_Tina CU Atlanta Kiss

    ”How did this one get out on the Internet?  Jenny has cameras in my house! I’ve sworn to Tina they’re in here.”

    Alice had convinced me Jenny was not to blame for this one, but Dana’s bizarre selection of wife material, the marketing girl with the thick thighs, Tonya-what’s-her-name, had probably snapped this one night when she was over.

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    1. Anything that is headed with a photograph of my favourite woman and the next photograph my favourite couple is fine by me. Add some great writing and superb story telling and it can’t get better.

      Part 3 soon please BB :)

    2. Pat, you’re a dear! I had a feeling you’d like this one! If you drop back by, please hit the stars ranking button at the top of the story. I think with the new design of this site it helps readers find my writing.

      Ah, I loved writing the long opening windmill of Bette’s musings. Being in her head amuses me completely.

      Okay, Wanted: Dead or Alive posters are in the story, and now for the Showdown!

      I’ll figure it out tomorrow while I’m swimming. — Blackbird

    3. Going back down memory lane with bits about SHANE and how she got to LA was an eyeopener.BETTE also realized TINA was her forever .Now ALICE is being funny as always,love her.pps thanks

    4. FROM AN EMAIL TO ME – From Lollipop

      Your back!!!!! Loved it, I can only anticipate where this story could go with all the girls rocking this road trip! So glad to have the next installment to look forward to!

    5. Hello, to the new members, and hello again, to all the longtime L Word fanfiction readers who know me. I’ve had an email today from a reader who was excited about my book, Touch Tones, that is my vision of Season 7. It’s pretty cool. I think you’ll enjoy it.

      Anyway, back to the email from earlier today, the fan asked me where my WeHo: Behind the Scenes book was on LesFan.com. She said she couldn’t find it. I created this list below.

      WeHo: Behind the Scenes

      The series progresses in this order:

      Ultrasounds of Lovers – https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84277 (the first try at fanfiction.

      Translations – https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84290

      3. I Remember Rivers – https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84328 By this point, I was getting good. I’d start here if I were you.

      4. Come Back To Me – https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84359

      5. Red Water – https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84395

      6. Milkyway —- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84400

      7. Remembering Me ——- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84409

      8. Canyons ———– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84754

      9. Lightning Bugs —————— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84815

      10. Interview with a Vampire —– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84863

      11. Not Another Word —————————————- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84879

      12. The Fugue of White Noise —— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84944

      13 Tomb Raider ———– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85091

      14. Gypsy Whistles ————– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85102

      15. The Ant Farm —————————————— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85158

      16. Sleeping Rough —— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85211

      17. Low Hanging Fruit —————————– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85232

      18. A Taste For Politics —– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85365

      19. Sanctuary ——– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85405

      20. Tongue Tales ——— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85426

      21. A Date with Myself ———————— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85432

      22. The Thirteenth Floor ——— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85458

      23. The Pussy Club https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85471

      24. The Fortune Teller ———————– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85481

      25. A Spell on You ———- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85563

      26. Objects in Motion —————————- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85581

      27. A Drink with the Gypsy ———— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85628

      28. 17 Reasons Why! Not ————————– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85692

      29. The Weather Report ————– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85828

      30. Fit for Battle ———– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85844

      31. The Lucky Ones ———————————– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85893

      32 Coming Home ——- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86129

      33. Malibu —————————- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86144

      Then, I begin Season 7 – flying completely over most of the annoyances of the show’s Season 6 I envision a whole continuing life for our favorite characters.

      Touch Tones – Season 7

      1. After Midnight ——- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86526

      2. The Handler ——————————- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86539

      3. The Ringer ————- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86574

      4. Kryptonite ———————————— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86655

      5. The Kiss ———— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86802

      6. Meeting Maxine ————————— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86891

      7. Flexibility ————- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86940

      8. Blood Moon Rising ————————————– https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=87025

      9. Radar Love ——————-https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=87588

      10. Alice Surmises ——————————- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=88117

      11. Shanghaied ————— https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=92089

      12. The New Mothers of Invention ————————- https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=92119

      And for the moment we’re up to date.

      With that mission accomplished I will add a note of encouragement to LesFan’s readers, all writers enjoy, appreciate and are otherwise encouraged to write more fiction for you to enjoy, so tell us – even it’s just a dash of a note, or some line or joke, or amusing scene you particularly enjoyed – it’s nice to know what readers think.

      Enjoy yourselves out there! Blackbird aka @BlackbirdWrite

    6. I’m soo happy to read your story again! It’s darn too long for my liking
      Anyway, Sue Ellen is kinda…A bit homophobic? ..
      I mean, “Fake straight women?” Really?! ….
      Good thing that Bette is a bit mellow now..
      If not? …hehehe

      Thanks for the updates Blackbird
      Hope to see more of your stories

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