Fan Fiction
This story has been set to a rating of PG. Age verification is required to proceed.
The Newly Discovered SoCal Humminger Bette Porterius ~ Chapter 12
“Thanks.”
“Hydration is the key to successful party0going.” Bronwyn settled in on Tina’s couch, resting her feet on the coffee table.
“Hey! Feet!”
“I thought you didn’t like this furniture.”
“I don’t but that doesn’t mean I want it banged up.”
“I must admit, this office is great. I can’t believe you have your own shower.”
“You’re not leaving while I shower, are you?” a resigned Tina asked.
“I may order Chinese.”
“Bron.”
“You are getting fed at the shindig.”
“There’s some yogurt in the fridge.”
“Yogurt!” Bronwyn snorted. “Where’s the good stuff?”
“Cabinet above the refrigerator,”
Bronwyn ignored the yogurt and went straight to the snacks. “Pop Tarts?”
“I like them,” Tina shrugged before she entered her en suite for her shower.
~~
Tina finally began her drive to the Bette Porter Gallery.
Bronwyn had stayed while Tina was in the shower and while she was getting dressed.
Tina enjoyed the large office with a private bath that had accompanied her promotion. Without that bath, she would have had to leave the office early to get ready for the dinner or would have been dressing at her gym’s locker room.
It had been the first time she had used the office shower and it had felt odd to be naked in her office. It had been even weirder to have Bronwyn camped out on her office couch, helping her get ready, as if she were in her childhood bedroom getting ready for a big date.
Tina had checked the traffic report before she had left her office and had plotted a route to avoid a logjam that had been reported. She glanced at the car clock to reassure herself that she had plenty of time.
Earlier that day, when Eric wanted to cancel, she had changed his mind with a few compromises—she would pick him up to take him to the dinner and drive him back to his office when they left. This allowed him to work in the car. She had also agreed to feign a headache after an hour so that they could leave early and he could get back to the office.
Comments
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.

PPS
haha cute! Can’t wait til the talk!
Tina, it is in very bad taste to be smooching and hugging Eric within potential view of Bette. I hope Bette didn’t see. She may over-react as usual and change the seating chart to have Tina sit at the opposite obscure end of the dinner table. Spumoni, please update soon. My heart is in my mouth.
The things Tina does for Eric? When Eric wanted to bail on the dinner? Sure, Tina. Girlcrush, Eric… the moment of truth is coming, and Tina won’t have either of those excuses to hide behind soon. This, Spumoni, was a great chapter, and Tina and Bronwyn are a great example of why I love your stories. Now then. I can’t wait for the next round of “plodding” (why do you say that anyhow? I love the pace of this story!), so post soon. Thanks, Spumoni! :)
And I liked the quick check round Tina did before she kissed Eric. I know why she did it, too. Girlcrush my eye!
Great post but now it is definately time for the dinner. Can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!! PPS
Upon the long ago recommendation of a good and perspicacious friend, I began reading your wonderful “Humminger” story Saturday evening. I started at chapter 11…went quickly back to chapter 1…and could not stop reading! Your writing is lovely and compelling! Your story is wonderful! I feel blessed that you posted so soon after I just began reading your tale. Thank you for sharing your talent. I can’t wait for more!
Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! *waving* Ok, you have designated front seats for us, right? This is going to be interesting. We have been waiting to watch the dinner. Well, everything is settled, now. Tina has all the information she might need about the guests invited to the special dinner. Hmmm Wonder if Bette will be humming, as soon as Tina gets in. Oh, we are anticipating a whole show running around the one Bette Porter, when a certain blonde woman arrives. Oh, you are giving us lots of ideas for your next installment and yes, we are completely hooked, dear friend. *wink* PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. – Lu & Marsh (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)
Yes, Tina it may be a crush, but it is definitely more than a girlcrush, it just might be called love. Can hardly wait until they see one another. Goodbye Eric. Thanks for posting.
Keep on plodding, Spumoni! I find myself sitting here mindlessly humming and waiting for dinner to begin. Look forward to the reveal of the place cards.
Oh…be scared Eric…beeeeeeeee very scared! I’m really looking forward to your perspective of what T and B are thinking when they see each other again. More humming, please. :)
I can’t wait to see Bette’s reaction to Tina when she sees her…she must look pretty good.
It’s not just a girlcrush, Tina. Can’t wait what happens when she realizes this. Earring thing up next? I’m so excited :) Thanks for the lovely post. Looking forward to the next one.
i hope it’s almost time to say goodbye to eric, right? LOL good to see you back
Girlcrush, huh? Don’t think so… can’t wait for the next part of this…
Yes, the things Tina does for…Eric? Uh, Tina? Not being attracted to the professional display of silicon is not proof one is not attracted to real women.
LOL@Bette Porter, the scaaaaary lesbian. By the was Bronwyn is on my top five recurring non-L word characters in fics. She’s awesome. All sorts of awesome, actually. I wish Tina had had a Bronwyn in the show. And calling this plod, plod? You worry me, Italian pirate. Very much.
Thank you for posting. Eric’s gone after this right :) Waiting to see how this goes. Thank you again :)