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The Weather Report
Denbo smirks as she walks toward her. ”Listen! I’ve got a Grand Opening to plan and this ring for our weekly wrestling contests to put together. You’re interfering with my business and standing right where I need to tie off the last cable. Do you mind?” Denbo leans to pick up the rope laying at Tina’s feet and the next thing I know Tina’s flying through the air and across the hot oil wrestling ring. Then Denbo gives a whistle and My Girlfriend Cindy pounces.
I take a picture just before Cindy splashes full force into Tina who goes down with an, ompft! It’s time for back-up. I send a text to Bette.
”Stop What Ur doin come 2 SheBar ASAP!”
Text from Bette, ”At Gym. Fucking hate them, fucking hate bars. No Thx.”
I duck behind a post and attach the photo in a text to Bette. ”This fucking idiot on top of Tina in wrestling ring! And Now??!!” I hear the whoosh sound of it fly away to wreak havoc in Bette’s mind as I take stock around me.
Oh! Nice move! I watch as Tina strips off her shirt and flips My Girlfriend Cindy over and attempts to tie up her arms. Denbo watches ringside as the tables turn. I wonder where Tina got this trussing skill? The foothills of the Smokey Mountains?
Five minutes later I check my watch and then look around the room for a good seat. Three, Two, One!
The door flies open and nearly off its hinges.
A string of Bette’s belongings begin to drop to the floor as she tugs off her gym bag, then her warm up jacket in a hurry toward the ring.
”Tina! Goddammit!” She cries out as Tina gets flipped and quickly scissor locked by My Girlfriend Cindy. Damn, Tina’s losing valuable ground. I have a dawning suspicion that Denbo and My Girlfriend Cindy have done this routine before.
”Just what the fuck do you think you’re doing?” Bette yells at everyone but mostly at Denbo as she kicks off her shoes by me. I take a satisfying swallow of vodka as a new match up begins as Bette’s knuckles crack together and she jumps in her white tank top and dark gym shorts onto the platform and ducks inside the ropes by Tina.
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Oh my God, this one cracked me up! I could clearly see the whole thing as if I was there, and when Bette came through the door, the picture of her that you chose is PERFECT! I love angry Tina, she’s hot as hell.
This is, by far, one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever read. And seen through Alice’s eyes is even better.
Keep ’em coming!
Loved it. They are getting closer. Bette calling Tina baby.
You never cease to amaze me, lmao!!! ;)
Way to go! Loved this chapter/story! Very amusing.
Hilarious….really vivid…could see entire scene. Thanks
Too funny, had me laughing. Thanks for brightening up my day.
Oh, my God! It was much better than I expected! : D I leaned in laughter.
angry Tina, an oil wrestling, it’s an image that stuck with me ;)
that’s true, the picture of what you have chosen from Bette was perfect, almost I could see in front of myself: Bette as an enraged bull, rush to the bar :D
It was a little weird that Alice was now the “wise friend who has seen the errors of her friends and what they should do. usually she intervened into the lives of everyone.
maybe she press them in the right direction before Jodie back ;)
I very like this and look forward to the next chapter
Hi5> fistbump> Fireworks!!!
Ta da! You did it incredibly well and I’m so proud. I had to hold onto my chair as I was laughing so much with the movie playing in my head. I love that Alice has become wiser and more helpful rather than a hindrance. The underlying current grows in strength.
Thank you for your amazing writing of Behinds the Scenes…..
Hilarious and hot as hell! Thud!!! Way better than Jenny and Nikki in that ring!
Funny,thank you.PPS
An enraged Bette is truly a force of nature especially when her Tina is in danger or in a precarious situation. Like all your fans, I could visualize the scene perfectly. I love how Alice stood aside and held Bette’s jacket while Bette plunged in w/o fists flying. Hilariously exciting! How do you keep surpassing your previous efforts?
Ms. BB, you’ve got some mad skills!
LOL…love the wrestling story…i can’t for the life of me imagine Bette in the wresting ring, knowing her how she is…and Tina is the bomb!! Tina don’t take shit from no one no matter how nice Tina is… she has a hot sexy side!!! I also love the mystery you wrote about Tina’s Background…it more like an investigation background that i enjoyed. funny story love it… keep it coming girl!!!!
Love it bb! ..There is so many scene that is hilarious…I can’t choose which one I laugh the most!
*Applauding* I love your version more than I.C. …And I think this is how it should be, cuz it makes more sense to me? :p…PPS ….<3
I love this! I’m ready for bette to kick some ass lol! You are one of my favorite writers. You have some serious talent.
lolololololololololololololool omg that was sooooo funny I would have paid all the money in the world to have seen that fight shit lmfao….and Tina and Cindy wrestling in blond hair everywhere can you say Hot!!!!!!!!!!!