I grinned happily for the firt time since Shane told me that she didn’t want me to go with her.

Alice: “So how was the sex?”

Carmen: “What?!”

Alice: “Come on, the friendship-consciensce badness level is still pretty high. You have to do something against it.”

Carmen: “I don’t want to talk about it.”

Alice looked at me suspiciously and I tried to avoid her gaze.

Alice: “Oh no.”

Carmen: “What?”

Alice: “You didn’t get any.”

Carmen: “How did you know that??”

Alice: “I can see it!”

Carmen: “What?!”

Alice: “Yeah! It’s written in big fat capitals on your forehead!”

Suddenly I realized that Alice played a trick on me. I rolled my eyes and pouted pretending to be mad at her.

Alice: “Hey, I’m sorry. That wasn’t nice.”

Carmen: “I forgive you.”

Alice: “So, what’s the problem with you guys? I thought that after such a long time you would jump on each other.”

Carmen: “Well, you’re not the only one. I don’t know. We just slept together. You know…the non-euphemism. We even talked about it and I thought that we’d to it yesterday, but she fell asleep on the couch.”

Alice: “Ouch.”

Carmen: “And then when she woke up she chased a thief in the garden who turned out to be Bette. Instead of joining me in bed she stood in the garden with her.”

Alice: “I see…Well then, you should force her.”

Carmen: “What? You want me to rape her?”

Alice: “What ? You should give it a try. I mean okay I guess, you’re right. She’s stronger than you, she would kick your ass.”

Carmen: “Alice!"

Alice: "Okay, okay enough with the jokes. I mean you could buy sex toys. She could never resist you with domina outfit and a whip in your hand."

Carmen: "Seriously?"

Alice: “I am dead serious.”

Carmen: “I don’t know…”

Alice: “Come on, don’t be such a prudie. Let’s go.”

Shane’s POV

The physiotherapy wasn’t that awful. A bit painful but the nice physiotherapist made me forget the pain. Okay, why am I telling you this? She was nice and that’s a good distraction, that’s all. Carmen would kill me now so I should better stop talking about the physiotherapist.