Bridesmaid, I can’t stop thanking you. You look amazing. I wish I could marry you too. You all are so special to my new wife Jess and you mean so much to me. Yes, you truly are the best bridesmaids that there’s ever been. Oh, yeah, so thank you is not good enough for Amy and Kenzie. You’ve been there when times are rough, so please don’t go changing. So thank you is not good enough for Kelly and Jessica. You’ve put up with so much stuff, and so thank you is not good enough.

Lisa, you’re now my sister in-law. But Lisa, you were like a sister before. You’re truly a friend, and that means a lot. Because it’s pretty cool that my sister in-law is so hot. Oh, yeah, so thank you is not good enough. Mason, you’ve done so much. I can’t believe you’re so grown-up, so please don’t go changing. Thank you is not good enough for singing as we tie the knot. So Lisa and Mason, thank you is not good enough.

Thanks to our Best Men. You are the best friends that I know we will ever have. You’re more like brothers, and sometimes lovers, but we won’t tell them about that. We’ve been together for what feels like forever. But I’d do it all again and again. But we’re only getting started, and I know our friendship will never end. So let’s start with Jace. You’ve been there for me, through all the good times and the bad. Lee without you, I don’t know what I’d do, but I know my life would be sad. Thank you Mark for making me happy by thinking eggs are vegetables. Because things like that remind me how lost I would be without you all. Thank you, boys.

Thanks to Jess’s mum. Thanks to Jess’s Mama. You’ve both been the best Mum and Mama we could have. I won’t say too much, because I know you’ll start crying. You gave Jess everything, from music to flying. we’d be nothing without you. So I hope, we’ve made you proud. You’ve given us an amazing life, and the bride never lies.

Thanks to Jess’s mum. Thanks to Jess’s Mama. Tina’s pancakes are the best that I’ve had. I hope that one day, we’ll have a son or a daughter. Because Jess will be a great mum with the things you’ve taught her. So Tina and Bette thanks for being the best mum in-laws in town. And just look into my eyes, because the bride never lies.