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How to lose a girl in ten days
Story written on June 22, 2008 by geek in the pink.
"Oh," Jenny said embarrassed. Tina looked at her.
"Come here" she said inviting Jenny for a hug Jenny started to cry "Oh Tina"
"Okay," Tina said releasing the hug.
"Okay" Jenny agreed.
"You only dated this girl for a week!" Tina said as they walked to work.
"It was the best week of my life!"
"Sweetie" Tina said compassionately. Just then Dana showed up with three coffees.
"Ladies." She said, giving them their coffee. The walked in to the building.
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Bette walked in the office. She saw Alice "Hi, what's up?"
"Hi we're just waiting for you!" Alice said happily.
"Good morning Alice." Bette said, then looked at Shane.
"What's up 'player boy'?" She teased
"Not much 'dump them queen'" Shane answered back.
"Big night?" Bette asked.
"Not bad." Shane responded.
"Orgy?" Bette inquired.
"Where were you Bette?" Alice asked dying to tell her the news wanting her to stop talking.
"Not in an orgy." Bette said smiling.
"Did you hear??" Alice said ignoring Bette's answer.
"What? That my Knickerbockers are in the finales and Shane owes me a hundred?" Bette said looking at Shane.
"Pay her!" Alice said wanting to tell her news.
"Oh, man!" Shane said, giving Bette a hundred dollars.
"Well you were right!" Alice said excitedly. "DeLauer Diamonds is looking
for a new ad agency! Warren wants to move on that aggressively."
"YES!" Bette said, smiling. "Oh this it a good day, a very good day. Guys did you know that diamonds
are about as common as taxis on Fifth Avenue?The value is entirely sentimental, maintained by a supply,
demand and advertising. Stripes. Now, DeLauer dominates the world diamond market.
Meaning if l represent them, I basically represent the entire industry." Bette said excitedly.
"Tell her." Alice said to Shane.
"What?" Bette asked suspiciously.
"Warren gave it to the Judys." Shane said sadly.
"Jodie and Amy, they're on it." Alice confirmed.
"What?? No way!" Bette said shocked.
"Well yeah you know, he said you impress clients but they're the serious one." Shane said cringing.
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(56 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
Priceless :-)
The dialogue was stupendous – especially the one word each round at the bar. I love this movie and your story is a wonderful take on the idea. PPS!
This is really good ! I’m loving this ! That’s a great idea you had turning that flick into a Tibette fanfic. This is hilarious ! PPS
Thisgreat glad to see a diferent beginning thanks
I am totally loving it. Can’t wait for more!
Bring it on… this is different and i love it! can’t wait to see what they both do to each other,lol :)PPS
I have a tape! LOL I love this movie.. PPS :D
awesome story and great start!! loved the movie!do we get a ‘she-kroll’? LOL!! please post soon!
This is going to be fun. I so loved the movie. Bring on the next chapter soon please. Thanks
THIS IS GOOD