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Love’s Calling -23: Party Machine
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Shane: (pulling Dana away from Tina) “She’s so wastedplease pay no attention
to her illogical babble.”
Tina: (directing both of them towards the apartment door) “Right this way, you
two.”
Bette: (opening Tina’s car door, shaking Alice) “Rise and shine!”
Alice: (moving slightly, but still in a deep slumber) “Mmmm.”
Bette: (shaking Alice again) “Wake up!”
Alice: (slowly opening her eyes, looking disoriented) “Grandmawhat are you
doing here?”
Bette: (looking up at the sky) “Grant me patience” (sighing, glancing at an
intoxicated Alice) “Let’s go, you dirty bi-sexual!”
Alice: (rubbing her eyes) “Where are we?”
Bette: (pulling Alice out of the passenger seat) “Hellyou have someone who
awaits your presence!”
Alice: (stumbling out of the car, not hearing Bette’s words) “You know what?”
(looks into Bette’s eyes) “You are one *****, ***** Porter!”
Bette: (laughing, placing her arm around Alice to support her towards the
apartment) “You know what? You are one inebriated dirty bi-sexual!”
Alice: (laughing) “West Hollywood’s finest, baby!”
Bette drags Alice into the living room, where Dana and Shane have each taken
temporary residence on a couch.
Alice: (plopping down between them) “Move it or lose it, ladies!”
Dana: (putting her hands over her ears) “Do you have to be so damn loud?”
Shane: (glancing at Alice and Dana as two of them bicker, then talking to
Bette) “You knowif you’d just supply us with two Tylenols and a glass of H2O
and a cabwe’ll be good to go.”
Alice: (staring open mouthed at Shane) “***** no! This little piggy ain’t
leaving this market place. (pointing to Bette and Tina) Did you see those two
kissing? I’m not going anywhere!”
Tina: (laughing) “You guys are too drunk to travel anywhere. They should just
stay here, right Bette?”
Bette: (trying to hide her disappointment, as she wanted to be alone with Tina)
“Of course. I don’t trust you guys to make it home” (pointing to Alice)
“especially this one.”
Tina: “Okay then. You girls get comfy.” (to Bette) “Tell me where the glasses
are and Tylenol”
Bette: (moving towards Tina) “It’s all in the kitchen.” (grabbing Tina’s hand)
“I’ll take you with me” (winking) “I don’t trust these drunks with you!”
Alice: (watching Tina and Bette walk towards kitchen) “I heard that!”
Bette: (grabbing some glasses out of the cupboard) “Thank you.”
Tina: (looking puzzled) “What for, baby?”
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First to post!!!! I’m loving this story. Five more lovely chapters and it’s all new!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice is a pain in the ass..lol..ok teaseheartandsoul..lol..another great chapter thanks :o)can you please post more later????
*Sits in the front row with face painted half red for Heart and the other half white for Soul, a HeartandSoul t-shirt and baseball cap, and a giant foam finger* I love this story!! Of course I’m a loyal fan! No need to thank me. ;) *Looks around* Nope, no takers yet but I think the face paint might be scaring them away. :P
Oh Alice. She’s too much. I don’t know how any of them can put up with her lol but she is quite loveable. :)
ah another great update! thank you so much! this is really good! can’t wait for the next chapter!
so cute!…great update!
You guys, I just love this story. Its cracks me up every time, yet theirs always the love going on with Bette and Tina, sweet. Party Machine, too funny, but why does the idea of an already intoxicated group of manos worry me if you add getting them high. Oh please, make sure Bette and Tina lock the door, or I got a feeling Alice is so gonna get her butt kicked. Can’t wait
I love this Tina.. lucky Bette..
and Alice, oh Alice, what can i say, she can be my friend any time, if she’ll make a show like the one B & T made happen every time i hang out with her..
great update and I just love Al in this story. can’t wait until the next chapter
FERGZ – hi. were chasing each other again.
you can have anyone of those lovely ladies bump into me anytime. well maybe not the dirly bi-sexual. ahahahaha.
are you ever gonna tell us the rest of the wild tale???
heart – your teasing again. not playing nice with the natives. i wont tell soul about twop if we get a 2fer tuesday? begging!!!
i think im falling for tina too.
gawd. there gonna get on bettes last nerver if they get high.
im so doing a happy dance probably with betty. i think she does all the happy dances. i could be wrong tho. thanks and you guys crack me up also. thanks for noticing.
ugh… alcohol and pot? is that a great idea? well, i guess when the hangover takes place, they’re too high to notice it. awsome… and yes, i can’t wait for the chapters that hasn’t been posted.
Love the way you guys write Alice. She is fun, crazy and lovable. And you capture it all so well. Thanks and please post again soon.
Dear Soul, at first I’ll answer to your questions with pleasure !
Well, actually I’m from Geneva, in the French-spoken part of Switzerland. That can explain a pretty Frenchy way to write English – but I think you’re very indulgent with that ! (*smile*)
About my enthusiastic “Chapeau bas”, here’s a translation I just took from the net for you : “Expressions: Chapeau ! – Well done!; saluer quelqu’un chapeau bas – to doff one’s hat at someone”
… well, happy now ?? ^_^
By the way, about you hoping my “heart can take what we having waiting in the wings with our’ new’ posts” : don’t worry ! With everything my heart had and still has to endure in real life, I pretty think it will be able to take everything in the comforting fanfiction life !
And about melting too much, don’t worry neither : even a puddle can think and comment – but yes !
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Deliciously funny, sweet and quite adorable : that’s what this new chapter is ! Such a delight to read…
Ah, since S2’s famous ep.9, we all know what a hot and loving place a kitchen can be – and you give us an other opportunity to check that !
“Alice: (groaning) “I don’t feel so good…”
Tina: (looking concerned) “What can I get you Alice?”
Alice: (laughing) “Well, you and Porter can put on another show for us!” “
… How priceless, this Alice ! (Cheer up, Party Machine, our marvellous authors’ pair will give us another show later – no doubt about that !)
Now, call me silly but I couldn’t help thinking about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs with this part :
“Tina: (heading back toward the kitchen with the empty glasses) “Well, you all get settled and I’ll check up on you again.”
Alice, Dana, Shane: (in unison) “Thanks, Tina!” “
… H&S’s version of Disney’s masterpiece : Blondie and the gang (… or Goldilocks and the Three Little… Pigs, hmm ?? *wink*) !!
An other great chapter, really ! Dear Heart and Soul, you. are. wonderful. Period !
P.S.: By the way, dearest Bette and Tina, if ever you know of any single women friends… (*grin & big wink !*)
Hey Heart&Soul,
where are the girl you’ll wave for me?? Did you wave to Chicago, I open all my windows and doors??? Please….
very okay job again and again
LOL, Alice is too much. It will be a mtter of seconds when Bette smells those special cigarettes and then they will be out on their assess..better yet bette and Tina can join them. Aint’ nothing with chilling with Mary Jane once in awhile!!!
“Grandma…what are you doing here?”
You guys crack me up every time! I rush home from work everyday because I can’t wait to read the next chapter. I really love this story, you’re both truly gifted writers. Unfortunately next week I won’t be able to read them because I will be in the hospital for 5 or 6 days. My only consolation is that when I’ve healed enough to be able to sit at my computer again I will have the pleasure of getting caught up on all the chapters that I’ve missed.
Alice: (slowly opening her eyes, looking disoriented) “Grandma…what are you doing here?”
Bette: (looking up at the sky) “Grant me patience…” (sighing, glancing at an intoxicated Alice)
Looove that!!! Makes me laugh every time :)
PLease continue on, its great.You guys are giving some of the other collaborators a run for their money.
thanx 4 the post, man everytime i read one of your post, i end up smilling all day, i love alice, dana, & shane, they are 2 funny and i kind of think that bette is somewhat scared that something may happen between alice & tina we all know how alice feels about tina, and well they become quite good friends someone better tie-up the party machine before something happens and bette better keep an eye on tina because if tina comes out there will be thousands of girls wanting a piece of her.
LOL.they are funny..and fun! haha~
Just as good the second time around… can’t wait for the new chapters… Ladies keep it up!!!! Post SOON!!!!
Just 5 more chapters and you will begin anew. The people that are first time reader are very lucky to get to read the first chapters .We that are old reader feel the same. LUCKY. Alice is so crazy. They have all fallen in love with the sweet loveable Tina. Thanks so much bvh
This is such a cute story. Alice is killing me. Please post soon. :p