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The L Word Series Finale: Clones Have Feelings Tooooooooo
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“Those things might have caught up to us.” Bette said by way of apology.
A loud banging erupted at their front door. Bette’s clone hurridly finished hammering, and she and Bette ran to put large logs in the holders on either side of a door that led directly to the barn.
Helena peaked through the cracks they had left in the boards over the front door. “It’s a small child!” She said worridly.
The little boy looked terrified. His clothes were torn and bloody.
Bette and her clone took apart their work so that they could let the child in.
“What happened?” Helena asked him. She gazed into the distance, wondering what the strange sound she thought she heard, might be. It sounded like…moaning…or…hissing…or…
“How many are there?” Bette was in a sudden panic, shouting at the child as she and her clone hammered frantically.
The boy looked at them calmly. Except that he wasn’t calm, he was in shock.
“How many?” Helena asked again, looking through the cracks in the barricaded windows, searching for evidence of that strange sound.
“HOW MANY?”
“lots.” The boy answered.
Seconds later, Helena let out an unearthly screech, as reddened eyes peered in at her, and a body hit the window hard. More bodies came, and they started breaking through the windows, easily tearing the barricades off.
“We have to go!” Bette shouted, dragging Helena away from the window.’
“The boy…”
“Leave the boy!” Even Bette’s clone looked stunned at this mean mean mean mean meany mean directive. “Ok, ok, take the boy, but MOVE!”
Clones of Jenny Schector began pouring into the house, frothing and hissing, their eyes red and bloody, their hands torn from clawing.
“HeeeeeeHHHHHHHHHH…” Three Jenny clones screeched and tried to reach for the boy and Bette’s clone, who sheltered him. They managed to run up the steps that Helena and Bette had just gone up, into the attic.
Behind the Jenny clones, a new menace approached.
“BETTE AND HELENA!” Ilene Chaiken, and/or one of her clones, followed closely on the heels of the Jenny-bots. Instantly, the infected Jennies became docile.
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Ooooh, does this RANDOM person get to be first? Sofa does not have to fear, I would never run away with Rachel. My heart is with Bette, the real one, none of her clones, ick! It is too funny that I am going to miss Helena so much, when I hated her at first. She has to come back and be with Bette…Bette hasn’t ever given that “come hither…NOW” look, that smile, to anyone but Helena! Can I throw in that I don’t mind about the faux punk if you leave out the toys? Ha! A raise of 26.50, EACH, and they didn’t TAKE it?? Who in their right minds would walk away from that? Well, of course they weren’t, they were besieged by Jenny and Ilene clones. OH the horror!!! Good thing there was no Tina there, real or cloned, or it would have been too horrible to bear!
HB-I began giggling before I opened it. How pathetic is that!..So many lines had me cracking up…As for Helena I loved her at the first shot at the ankle and the moans in the background. The lick of the lips before the took her shrink sealed the deal… Yeah she was kind of crazy at times but when you are excruatingly fuckin’ gorgeous you are entitled to be crazy…(Captain Squirl’s rules) I don’t know if she’s gone for good but she has left a sexy legacy…For Sure!!! Yes Su2K-Bette did give our girl a come hither look!!
Awesome crazy story, looking fwd to the next chapter.
Since you promised a recall, I won’t fret about Jenny (“Something Wicked This Way Comes”) Schecter and her fiendish clones inheriting the earth. Can Tina find happiness in a functional relationship? Excellent question. But for now I’m more intrigued by the mysterious “damned egg” that haunted the English Muffin’s preteen years. I’d love to know the backstory on that one.
I’ll take a pass on having a Jennybot, no offense, I knew enough Jenny’s in college and I haven’t quite recovered. ; ) Thanks for another whackisode of clonedom.
English muffin. Nackered knickers. Hehe! The clones are not unlike zombies, the pre-snuggle Bette was quite the dog, if not a werewolf. I suspect the reading of the Jenny script alone is all you need to gag people. I want to hear more about what constitutes slutty slutty Canadian office wear. Where did that Carmen go? Your mind clearly works in strange ways HB, yet is most nimble.
Do you have to be a slutty, slutty Canadian to get the jokes? Cos I’m not and I don’t!
naw, you don’t su..i was just making light of the debate between americans and brits with regards to hottie undergarments. i thought ‘hey, what DO canadians call that stuff?’ and then i made it up. mehemehemehemehe
I nearly choked on my gum while I was reading… heheh loved it!!! Carmen and marina? =O I didn’t see it coming… Very unexpected…. PPS!!!!!
It is kind of funny that they call undies “pants” when pants ARE worn on the outside, and knickers always remind me of the short, buckled at the knee pants boys wore back in the day…I daresay that would definitely ruin the look of a sexy dress. No wonder confusion reigns!! haha
I hope Carmen and Marina (nice touch, that) get to the bottom of it all, and disable the source of the Jennybots. Although… they might not make it back alive. Where do they go, once it’s time to exit the portal? I hope they don’t get dumped at the side of the road, like their characters were… hum, things to ponder. And how many Bettes are there? One’s gone to do Jenny, three are doing Tina, and the real one’s getting done by Hels… It’s not enough… there needs to be at least 25 to take down IC and her karaoke bot chorus? This was hilarious (I love that slutty slutty office wear) and I want more… post when you can hb, cheers!
hey helebette… that was brilliant… haha… that was so freaking off the wall… ballz out brilliant… boy does your mind work in amazingly complex and divergent ways… you are awesome… haha knickers… knackers… as for Canadians I think we do things right… why wear them at all… its not that cold and if you are cold well find someone to keep you warm… thats all… Sincerely, JC
funnyone, you got all my jokes! wohoo! lol, slutty slutty canadians
you idiot! i can’t even read it!!!I’m laughing 2 much. Lmao!!!!