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How to lose a girl in ten days
Story written on June 22, 2008 by geek in the pink.
Lori raised her finger. "Good, Lori". Lana agreed.
"Lana with all due respect I can't let Lori…" Jenny mumbled.
"I'll do it!" Tina volunteered.
"What??" Jenny exclaimed.
"I will… sort of do it" Tina said. "It's… you'll be my inspiration."
"For?" Lana asked.
"Well, look at Jenny, She is a great girl, right?" Tina asked.
"Yeah" Lana answered.
"An amazing woman. But she has a problem hanging onto relationships.
And doesn't really know what she's doing wrong, which is like a lot of our readers. So, l was thinking that
l could start by dating a girl, and then drive her away, but only using the classic mistakes most women,
like Jenny, make...all the time. I'll keep a diary of it, and it will be sort of a...dating ''How to'' in reverse."
" What not to do." Lana finished.
"Yeah." Tina agreed.
''How to Lose a Girl in Ten Days. Yes. Go." Lana agreed excitedly.
Just then Jodie and Amy came. "Hi, we're from Warren advertising." Jodie said. Lana started making interdictions.
"And that's Tina our 'how to' girl."
"Oh, I've read your column. What are you working on?" Amy asked.
"Well…" Tina said.
"How to lose a girl in ten days! She's going to start dating a girl and drive her away!" Lana said.
"Sounds needlessly vicious." Amy said.
"It's going to be fabulous." Lana practically drooled. "Now she has to find the poor girl. Go go!"
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Phil, Jodie and Amy were sitting and talking when Bette walked in, "Hello guys." She smiled.
"What are you doing here?" Jodie asked.
"I'm here to pitch ideas." Bette said.
"But that's not your campaign." Jodie answered.
"Yes, but it should be. My tip my campaign."
"She's right about that it was her tip." Phil said.
"And I want this campaign." Bette concluded.
"Bette, you sell Joe Blow better then anyone in my shop but this girls sell luxury.
We have to put our best foot forward in this pitch. They're going to be our biggest customer."
"Yes, I understand that, that's why I want to pitch."
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(56 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
Priceless :-)
The dialogue was stupendous – especially the one word each round at the bar. I love this movie and your story is a wonderful take on the idea. PPS!
This is really good ! I’m loving this ! That’s a great idea you had turning that flick into a Tibette fanfic. This is hilarious ! PPS
Thisgreat glad to see a diferent beginning thanks
I am totally loving it. Can’t wait for more!
Bring it on… this is different and i love it! can’t wait to see what they both do to each other,lol :)PPS
I have a tape! LOL I love this movie.. PPS :D
awesome story and great start!! loved the movie!do we get a ‘she-kroll’? LOL!! please post soon!
This is going to be fun. I so loved the movie. Bring on the next chapter soon please. Thanks
THIS IS GOOD