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How to lose a girl in ten days
Story written on June 22, 2008 by geek in the pink.
"Ten days." Phil said.
"Not a problem." Bette agreed.
"Ok, lets find you a girl…." Amy said. "How about that one? With the herpes?" Bette became a little pale.
"No," Jodie said. "As a token to how little faith we have in you we'll give you an easy one.
See that blonde at the bar?" Jodie asked smiling.
Bette looked and as her eyes found Tina she felt her heart beat increasing.
"The one with the red dress?" Bette asked.
"That's the one." Jodie smiled.
"Deal!" Bette said. "If I get her to fall for me in ten days, I pitch"
"Deal" Jodie said smiling.
"Well excuse me, I have a bet to win. Ladies, Phil, Jodie" Bette said smiling and winking at Amy who laughed.
Then turned to Jodie. "Why did you make her life easy I thought you wanted that account."
"You don't recognize her?"
"Who?" Amy asked.
"That's Tina the 'how to' girl" Jodie said laughing.
"Ohhhh” Amy said understanding. “God, you're bad." she said smiling.
"Serves her right" Jodie said.
Tina was taking to the redhead girl. "So you liking it here so far?" Tina asked.
"Oh, yes my wife and I love it" The redhead agreed. Just then a blonde girl hugged her from behind.
"Oh honey, this is Tina she just gave me some recommendations for places."
"Yes, now if you'll excuse me…" Tina said she turned around to go and bumped in a gorgeous tall super model.
"Hi" Bette said.
"Hi" Tina replied.
"Hi…." Bette said again smiling implying to the blonde that she wants to now her name.
"Tina Kennard."
"Bette Porter."
"Cute" Tina said.
"Thank you." Bette replied smugly.
"I mean your name" Tina said dryly.
"Thank you two times." Bette answered, smiling flirtatiously.
“Unattached?” Tina asked.
“Currently” Bette replied still smiling.
“Likewise”
“Surprising” Bette mused.
“Psycho?” Tina then asked.
“Rarely”
“Mmmm” Tina said, looking at Bette thoughtfully.
“Interested?” Bette asked coyly.
“Perhaps.” Tina said. “Starving.” She added.
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(56 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
Priceless :-)
The dialogue was stupendous – especially the one word each round at the bar. I love this movie and your story is a wonderful take on the idea. PPS!
This is really good ! I’m loving this ! That’s a great idea you had turning that flick into a Tibette fanfic. This is hilarious ! PPS
Thisgreat glad to see a diferent beginning thanks
I am totally loving it. Can’t wait for more!
Bring it on… this is different and i love it! can’t wait to see what they both do to each other,lol :)PPS
I have a tape! LOL I love this movie.. PPS :D
awesome story and great start!! loved the movie!do we get a ‘she-kroll’? LOL!! please post soon!
This is going to be fun. I so loved the movie. Bring on the next chapter soon please. Thanks
THIS IS GOOD