Fan Fiction
This story has been set to a rating of PG. Age verification is required to proceed.
How to lose a girl in ten days
Story written on June 22, 2008 by geek in the pink.
As they were talking Tina, Dana and Jenny walked in.
"Why this place?" Tina asked. "Oh, it's perfect. Trust me." Jenny answered.
"Ok lets get this over with and find a woman." Tina said.
"How about this one?" Dana asked pointing to a beautiful blonde.
"Fine, whatever." Tina said walking toward her.
Just as she was getting close an even more beautiful brunette came and gave the blonde woman a kiss.
"Fuck, taken." Tina said going to Dana and Jenny.
"How about that redhead there?" Jenny asked. Tina walked towards her
Back at the table, Bette was trying to explain why she'd be the best for the pitch.
"That's bullshit Bette a diamond it a commitment. Something you know nothing about." Jodie said.
"Selling a diamond is like making a woman fall in love with you, right?" Bette asked.
"Right" Phil answered.
"She has to feel giddy, desirous, adventurous and desperate. Like all of the woman in this bar." Bette said.
"Selling a diamond is like making a woman fall in love with you right?” Bette asked again, Phil nodded. "Look I love woman!
Ok? And I can make any woman fall in love with me, just like I can make any woman want a diamond." Bette said
"We're talking about love not lust." Jodie said.
"I know, love. A woman in lust wants chocolate. A woman in love wants diamonds."
"And you think you can make any woman fall in love with you?" Phil asked.
"Any gay, single woman, yes." Bette agreed.
"A little cocky Bette, don't you think?" Amy asked smiling.
"Not cocky, confident." Bette said. Jodie saw Tina and smiled.
"I'd like to see it" Jodie said. "How about we'll pick a woman for you right now right here.
And you make her fall in love." Jodie said smugly.
"Yes I like it" Phil said. "You have until the agency's co hosting a party for the DeLauers at the Astor Museum.
The party's a week from Sunday. Do you think you could make a woman fall in love with you by then?"
"Ten day?" Bette asked trying not to sound unsure.
Comments
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.



(56 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
Priceless :-)
The dialogue was stupendous – especially the one word each round at the bar. I love this movie and your story is a wonderful take on the idea. PPS!
This is really good ! I’m loving this ! That’s a great idea you had turning that flick into a Tibette fanfic. This is hilarious ! PPS
Thisgreat glad to see a diferent beginning thanks
I am totally loving it. Can’t wait for more!
Bring it on… this is different and i love it! can’t wait to see what they both do to each other,lol :)PPS
I have a tape! LOL I love this movie.. PPS :D
awesome story and great start!! loved the movie!do we get a ‘she-kroll’? LOL!! please post soon!
This is going to be fun. I so loved the movie. Bring on the next chapter soon please. Thanks
THIS IS GOOD